Admit it. You have a little Brrome in you. (shaddup)

I was gonna say what kind of jackass has all his bills jumbled up and up side down in his wallet? I suffer from this one as well.

 

People making little to no wage don't have a huge give-a-shit factor for such things.

 

I had been rushing to get out on track for practice. As I was leaving pit lane, the thought popped into my head I may have accidentally put my right glove on first. I carefully made my way around the track, pitted out, took them both off, put the left glove on first (the correct order) and went back out. I'm certain that prevented a crash.

 

Hint: She just wants to know how much you made.

But typos are OK.

weird.

-jim

 

This guy understands

 

No I fixed it.

 

I swear, someone is getting a cracked skull for putting a glass or rubbermaid stuff in the bottom of the dishwasher. The only exception is if its too big to fit up top.

Also, people who leave :04 on the microwave deserve a throat punch.

What else? Squeezing from the middle of the toothpaste tube is acceptable, but FFS, move it all to the top when you're done...

Not cleaning off the top of the ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, agave squeeze bottle. Don't leave that crusty shit on there.

 

I'm gonna give a bunch of you nancies a heart attack. I don't have a clue how much money is in here, what direction it's facing, or what the serial numbers are. And it sure as hell isn't folded!

 

That's how you're supposed to give them to the bank. That's the first thing you do to a stack of bills.

 

People who put the toilet paper with the sheets feeding from the back have a nice, reserved seat in hell waiting for them.......

 

That's why I always lick off the top before I put it back.
Just before I swig milk from the jug.

 

Oddly no problem for me. I don't give a shit what the inside of your wallet looks like.

 

Some things are purely functional. I have been fighting with my wife for years over loading the washing machine. If you put light plastic stuff on the bottom, it will either melt or get flipped over by the force of the water, fill up, and won't get clean. Same with utensils, they have to go handle down otherwise they don't get enough of a spray to knock all the food off. Also, you can't put the lid to a container right near the top, the water has to be able to spray inside to get anything clean.

It's like she does't understand the basic fundamentals of how a dishwasher works.

 

I thought they were born with that stuff. (I'm kidding)

 

I started thinking about all of the OCD shit I do and just had to shake my head and stop.
I am looking up psychiatrists on my medical plan right now...

 

Fundamentals of how a dishwasher works.

1. She stands in front of the sink.
2. Fills sink with hot soapy water.
3. Washes dish..rinses it over empty sink.
4. Hands dish to small child or visiting woman to dry and place in cabinet.

Pretty simple stuff.

 

Folded corners on bills aggravate me as well.

 

f@ck.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like them pointing up when the lights are off.

 

I have to start over.

Or if it is something where I am "forced" to continue, I am screwed. I get so fucking aggravated about the routine, or order, or whatever being messed up that I can't concentrate.

There are 2 full size basketball courts in my gym (which means 4 goals in total). I ALWAYS go to the gym at the same time, use the same (public) locker, and play basketball before I workout on the same goal.

If I get there and "my" locker is already in use, or somebody is already playing on "my" goal...my whole workout is fucked.

It doesn't matter that there are 3 other goals and 199 other lockers. What matters is those are the ones I use, and now my whole routine is fucked. I'll get so aggravated that I can feel the veins popping out in my neck and head, and will be so messed up that I get tunnel vision.

I could leave and come back later, but then that would be the wrong time and my whole daily routine would be fucked. I could use other ones, but then my routine is messed up.

I try to push through the workout, but it started off so badly that it ends up sucking.