My OCD is mostly random with a couple of "critical" items. Hallway light switches: I have one pair (stairway and adjoining hallway), and they have to face the same direction when the lights are off. I will do all kinds of changes to other processes and routines to make damn sure they are facing the same way at the bottom of the stairs when the lights are off. I will walk in the dark, wait for the girls to pass (because they do it wrong), anything to make sure those switches are "correct." Dishwasher: Don't overlap stuff. We want all parts of the items clean, not just "mostly." However, I completely lose control of certain parts of the house (like the shop, the office, okay, everything else) and just start stacking things and living with the mess. But it's ALWAYS clean, just disorganized. I'm either full on or full off. Except for the light switches.
The wife washes the dishes by hand, then just puts them in the dishwasher to sit and dry. Never understood that. Haha. She says it is to save electricity and water. She never had a dishwasher growing up and is used to washing them by hand.
TP over the top Canned goods labels facing out and sorted by size NO crumbs on kitchen counters NO dirt on floors Toilets must be PRISTINE at all times Dishes washed immediately after using Beers lined up in fridge in order and given names PB&J must be spread evenly and exactly And here's a couple of things that piss me off that may or may not pertain to this thread.... Sleeping Sitting down Sitting down to eat TV
You're missing out on the PB "gasket". You spread the PB on both slices of bread. You spread the J on only one slice, but not quite as wide as the PB. Then, when you put the slices together, the PB seals around the J and keeps the J from running out the bottom of your sandwich
All our dishes match and are exactly the same. I care not the order in which she puts them in the cabinet.
Proper PB&J if you eat that sort of nasty shit. bread peanut butter bread jelly bread. I like peanut butter and I like Jelly. I do not like them together in any form or fashion.
Unless you eat your PB&J in space or hanging upside down from the ceiling, gravity will keep the J from running out the bite hole.
I'm already imagining the conversation with my wife when she asks me "WTF are you doing?" the next time I make a PB&J. "PB-gasket, baby. It's science."