Shakira is single again

That dress? That everything.

I would sacrifice every one of you mumbling buffoons just to get a whiff of it.

 

So you'd eat the corn out of her shit and drink her bath water?

 

That seems excessive.

 

She’ll sing a song about it. 15 minutes…

 

gotdammit now I gotta make a stop in Colombia on way back to Montana!!

 

Lol. Alot of thirsty mofo's around these here parts...

 

some people still have high levels of T around these parts

 

Yep. And they are out getting laid instead of drooling over pics of some singer.

 

https://twitter.com/oluwashina/status/1614682332203724800

savage

 

There is also video of him showing a Casio watch to a group of guys while recording a podcast of some sorts.

 

I don't know, man. If my wife left me because I cheated on her, I would take the high road if I had the opportunity.

 

That's what I called "the opportunity."

Or, he can choose to be the idiot making fun of his kids' mom after cheating on her. His choice, I guess.

 

@motion his Shakira as a teen ultimate love!!

 

https://apnews.com/article/entertainment-shakira-los-angeles-music-399d7d822cf30efea7dfed8e60e7d648

Anybody who wants to meet @motion in person, you now know where to find him on March 4.