Shakira is single again

Discussion in 'General' started by motion, Jun 4, 2022.

  1. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    That dress? That everything.

    I would sacrifice every one of you mumbling buffoons just to get a whiff of it.
     
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  2. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

    So you'd eat the corn out of her shit and drink her bath water?
     
  3. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    That seems excessive.
     
  4. 88/532

    88/532 Simply Antagonistical

    She’ll sing a song about it. 15 minutes…
     
  5. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    gotdammit now I gotta make a stop in Colombia on way back to Montana!!
     
  6. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Lol. Alot of thirsty mofo's around these here parts...:crackup:
     
  7. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    some people still have high levels of T around these parts :p
     
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  8. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Yep. And they are out getting laid instead of drooling over pics of some singer.:Poke:
     
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  9. henry_carlson

    henry_carlson BREAD_RACING

  10. BigBird

    BigBird blah

  11. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    There is also video of him showing a Casio watch to a group of guys while recording a podcast of some sorts.
     
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  12. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Fantastic responses :crackup:
     
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  13. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I don't know, man. If my wife left me because I cheated on her, I would take the high road if I had the opportunity.
     
  14. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Once she goes and makes a song about it all petty bets are off the table.
     
  15. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    That's what I called "the opportunity."

    Or, he can choose to be the idiot making fun of his kids' mom after cheating on her. His choice, I guess.
     
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  16. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

    @motion his Shakira as a teen :Poke:ultimate love!!
     
  17. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

  18. chobes

    chobes Well-Known Member

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  19. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

  20. zx6rfool

    zx6rfool Stacks Wood

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