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Shakira is single again

Discussion in 'General' started by motion, Jun 4, 2022.

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  1. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    So empowering.
     
    Resident Plarp, Jun 6, 2022
    #41
  2. Poop

    Poop solid today

    i am all over that ass
     
    Poop, Jun 6, 2022
    #42
  3. L8RSK8R

    L8RSK8R Well-Known Member

    Your all outta dat ass.
     
    L8RSK8R, Jun 7, 2022
    #43
  4. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    So... 1xidb? :confused:

    1xodb?
     
    auminer, Jun 7, 2022
    #44
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  5. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

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    Resident Plarp, Jun 7, 2022
    #45
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  6. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    I'd let her stay...

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    eggfooyoung, Jun 7, 2022
    #46
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  7. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Spat my coffee :crackup:
     
    Steeltoe, Jun 7, 2022
    #47
  8. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    Damn, my Youtube feed is stuffed with Shakira videos... I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
     
    motion, Jun 7, 2022
    #48
  9. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

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    grasshopper, Jun 7, 2022
    #49
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  10. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    No, no, no! Get your mind out of the gutter! She's not gobbling like gobbling down food or whatever your lascivious mind is thinking of. She gobbles like a turkey, making that high pitched noise and warbling it with her tongue. All the girls do it at Rachid Taha concerts.
     
    Johnny B, Jun 7, 2022
    #50
  11. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Lascivious, crude , rude etc. Johnny. I can feign deafness in her case.
     
    Sabre699, Jun 7, 2022
    #51
  12. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    Found her toes:


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    Dave Wolfe, Jun 7, 2022
    #52
  13. TX Joose

    TX Joose Well-Known Member

    I actually looked it up and it's true. Always had a thing for her. Now it's time to make my move.
     
    TX Joose, Jun 7, 2022
    #53
  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I'm watching her TV show right now. It's some dance shit. Don't care. She's on it I'm watching it.
     
    Steeltoe, Jun 7, 2022
    #54
  15. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

    R1M370, Jul 30, 2022
    #55
  16. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Imagine winning the powerball, and giving Shakira a call. "hey, I've got a proposition for you, no don't hang up, hear me out....."
     
    Dan Dubeau, Jul 30, 2022
    #56
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  17. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    She wouldn't touch your tip with a latex glove for the full amount of your winnings. She can afford the tax bill, she just doesn't feel she owes it.
     
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    HPPT, Jul 30, 2022
    #57
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  18. This old Rz

    This old Rz Well-Known Member

    DEAR JESUS..IN HEAVEN ABOVE.
    SHE WAS SO UTTERLY HOT 20 YEARS AGO SHE'S STILL SMOKING HOT TODAY..
    I don't know what it is but those Columbian girls are hotter than a hot dog on a barbecue on a Palm Desert evening...
    Jus sayin.
    Somehow the original poster in me we got a lot in common man...
    Lol ..
    Who was your father?
     
    This old Rz, Jul 31, 2022
    #58
  19. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    You're not hearing me out......:D

    She's hot, still, But I wouldn't give up a dime for it though.
     
    Dan Dubeau, Jul 31, 2022
    #59
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  20. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    HPPT, Jan 6, 2023
    #60
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