Shakira is single again

On second look I think it's more of an "I'm confused" look
than resting bitch-face but I'm still sticking with



and I am generally more attracted to brunettes than blondes.
Sorry if I seemed a bit harsh and judgemental but I'm dealing
with my own crazy female issues the past couple of days and
I'm too old for that shit. I'm not my usual jolly self.

 

Shut up.

My team thus far
Jessica Alba (wife 1)
Shakira (wife 2)
Lindsey Vonne (wife 3)

Lindsey is the only one who's Instagram I stare at daily. Hoe was looking fine af at the Miami GP.

 

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/shakira-old-pictures_n_5997662

@motion

so odd you knew I’d have a Shakira story... man 20 years ago... I need to get back to the Yucatán

I saw this article when I was pulling up her unplugged album I like so much. I don’t know anything about her anytime after she recorded the MTV unplugged show, which is incredible and yes her natural dark curly hair and dark goth/grunge wardrobe with her over enunciated spanish was so hot.... When she dyed her hair and started in English my infatuation was over...

 

Opposite for me... I prefer blonde Shakira

 

@Steeltoe got competiton.

https://www.crash.net/f1/news/1028404/1/hamilton-and-shakira-dating-celebrity-reports-claim

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-agrees-deal-avoid-tax-fraud-trial-Spain.html

 

https://www.crash.net/motogp/news/1...claims-millions-euros-spanish-tax-authorities

 

Something about hips not lying but I suspect they do or the juice isn't worth the squeeze. Can't a keep a dude around 15 minutes with her looks and money.

 

Hell ya, Dani sticking it to the man

 

The problem is he no longer cares. She clearly was in his league as she allowed him to ride the merry-go-round. More evidence of she's tough to deal with on any given day.

 

Her feet are hammered from the ski boots. No thanks

 

I'll kill you

 

They look like they've been run over by a tank son.

 

Do not!