Shakira is single again

I've never heard of her being anything near crazy. She seems super sweet in every interview or anything I've seen. I'd definitely let her be a second mother to my kids.

 

Get back in line, son.

 

Pre-shut down she came to my “work” somewhat frequently. She’s alright

 

She can stay where she's at. I already have one latina lol

 

If you’re here writing about it, you’re not doing it.

 

Naa. U gotta come up for air every once in a while

 

MMMmmmnnnfffffff...MMMmmmmmnnnfffff...slurp...whaaaaaa?

 

I’ll cut you with a spork!

 

Nope. Die of Hypoxia like a real man.

 

With a body like that, I hope you routinely ask her to reenact that one scene in Golden Eye with you.

 

2xitb while she does that snake move with her spine

 

i dont know which scene that is lol.

 

Sounds like someone has some homework to do

 

Check out YouTube for “Goldeneye, a good squeeze”.

 

Meh.

 

just watched - no comment lol

 

Yup, Barstool Sports called it the great Superbowl ass off. "And Shakira Gobbles!"

 

Thank God for that.