Shakira is single again

What's your move?

 

Who is shakira and why should I care?

 

Because she is a slut and worth over 1 billion $$ ?

 

She’s worth a billion bucks? Did she invent the internets?

is that billion in real cash or bitcoins or dotcom stock options?

googled her and still don’t know anything about her other than she’s short and Colombian.

 

Her hips dont lie!

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Shes that dumbass hips dont lie song lady. She also performed with jlo at the superbowl a year or so back. The “cheater” is a soccer superstar on the verge of retirement at Barcelona and apparently he slept with this younger players mom or some 20 year old blonde.

 

Please tell me ur lying

 

That’s the chick that papa was all about a few years back? He’s into giant asses.

papa is the assman!

 

I have prayed for this day for years. All you fuckers back off my woman! Now I only need some looks, charisma, money and an opportunity and I got this! @Steeltoe , draw me a map to her house please.

 

I expect nothing less from someone that thinks Billie Eyelash has any talent.

@motion also probably thinks Pete Davidson is funny.

 

Have you ever been on the internet? This is how it works. It's mostly lying.

 

BACK THE FK OFF

 

Dude you can have that loco lady

 

Ya’ll better quit talking bad at my future baby mama like that.

 

Crazier and more Latino-spicy the better, right @Steeltoe and @shakazulu12 ?

 

He's purty damn funny! And I hate SNL. Don't get me started with Billie Eilish. She is still the 2nd Coming!

 

Shes already at my house, making me nachos and watching moto-a. Too late suckaz

 

Where is @27??? I'm sure he has something to say about Shakira.

 

50xitb

 

That’s probably the right count if Eskimo Brothers that have already been there.