Round 6 |MotoAmerica Superbikes at New Jersey | SEP 11-13

Why is Elias missing an eyebrow? And RE put an exclamation point on his pass on SDK going around the outside. I think SDK can be broken quite easily while RE has a lot more mental toughness.

 

Did Elias lose a bet or something? Missing an eyebrow.

 

Robbie Floyd is like the Dave K of commentators

 

Annoying, short, obnoxious but so gawd damn good looking that chicks (and some dudes) want him and dudes (and some chicks) want to be him?

 

imagine listening to a dolphin screaming on a permanent loop at half speed...

 

Can we get an Attack Performance WSBK team with Cam?

 

Yes. He has a pleasant speaking voice and he does better when shooting the breeze off track. IMO, he needs to pipe down and let RLH speak more during the race. It doesn't need to entirely be filled with chitter chatter. Sometimes we like to hear the bikes.

 

? Lol. Greg White, as much as I enjoy his podcasts, commentary in general, which is always knowledgeable, insightful, etc. has a terrible animated voice during races. He hits that "excited walrus" tone. Ack. That can be fixed.

 

Whatever you have to tell yourself

 

Just saw that and it's a freaky as all f@ck.

 

Me. You. Lampshades at 20 shots of Jaeg.

 

I don't do lampshades or Jaeg. We can do togas and tequilla.

 

How is MA in bed with Yamaha?

It's superbike racing, not spec class.

The rules are the same for everyone.

 

Kilts and Lagavulin?

 

I try telling him what to think and do but he doesn't listen much to me anymore.

But he'll slip up and I'll take control again and then the world will burn.

 

I just reviewed all of the possible futures involving togas and tequila. Out of all 14,899,352 foreseeable permutations, there is not one single happy ending.

 

Hey Pata Yamaha, will you guys quit dicking around and give Cam a good offer already? Thanks.

 

Even if Yamaha picked up a portion (or majority) of his pay packet, like they did with Edwards, and shipped him off it's a win for everyone. Yamaha US wins, Yamaha Europe wins, WSBK wins, Pata wins, Monster wins and best of all, I win.

I like the guy, great rider but gawd damn, I'm tired of seeing him run away with the races.