OOoooooooo Guess what i heard!

1. And there it is folks!

 

See the first thing you need to do (other than turn the caps off... It makes you look a bit ignorant-er (is that a word)) is learn a little bit about your opponent. See I already know (simply by studying your responses) you're less than 17, still wet the bed, are afraid of clowns, breast fed until you were 11, follow fads, can speak Klingon, live in your real dad's basement because you mom's new dad touched you, have to have your 300 lb girlfriend show you how to change the sparkplugs on your moped, can get to the secret level in Yar's revenge, and have a poloroid collection of your biggest turds.

So I'll let that post slide, give you a few minutes to do some research and let you try again... Ready? Need a sip of water? OK then: GO.

 

Try as you might, you'll never be as good as Brad. Looks like you suck at cheating too.

 

Absolute poetry Huey.

 

The thought of the kid sitting next to him and punching him in the arm as he laughs "Hey dude, you can speak Klingon! Hahahahaha" and him replying out of the corner of his mouth "Shut up dude." Makes it allllll worth it somehow doesn't it?

 

Thank you... I do it for you: The fans.

 

Now thank your sponsors like a good boy.................

 

YA I ASKED YOUR MOM TO LOSE THAT WEIGHT BUT SHE WOULDN'T STOP EATING CHEESY POOFS .

 

I'd like to thank the corner workers, WERA of course, Craftsman tools (except for that 13 mm wrench but they'll get it right), Jagermeister, my mentor Mad Brad, and all the little people that work at Ron Ayers.

 

where is Stinnett? he was there he should join in on the fun

 

BETTER THANK THAT DOG THAT LICKS YOUR BALLS

 

A whole 9 minutes to come back with a Cartman reference?
Son please, you're making all the other trolls look bad.

 

Chip isn't eligible just cause he's "little".

 

Oh yeah sorry almost forgot: I'd like to personally thank Redneck Cracker's mom.

There better?

 

WAIT WHAT ABOUT THANKING YOUR MOM ....WAIT LET ME WAKE THE FAT BITCH UP

 

I feel like a kid on the playground egging on a fight!

 

*tch* Amateurs.

 

PUTTER YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED TOO ....SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

Sigh... Are the whippets wearing off? Do you need another hit? Quick go hit the www.yourmommajokes.com website for some material and make this thread even lamer.

Aren't you up kind of late? Shouldn't you have spanked it to that crusty 1993 National Geographic under your mattress and gone to bed by now or is your Dad still getting his 2 month chip at the NA meeting so you are getting to stay up late?

Anyway... I know that time clock at Baskin Robin's doesn't show you late till 10 and you can sleep in but I gotta go make some cash in the AM so I can pay your mom that alimony for your sister... Bitch blames me for missing her trailer payment last month when I know she spent it all on mayonaise for her "Ham on WonderBread" act at the strip joint out on Route 20... Any way I digress...

Was nice speaking with you. Have fun getting those scoops clean tommorrow and good luck at the parole hearing / GED test or whatever it was you have this Thursday.

Night.

 

Yes I do. Please. And by a tough guy such as yourself.