OOoooooooo Guess what i heard!

maybe the AMA should take note, this type of drama along with a cheesy scripted plot that carries over into the next week (such as in wrastlin' or rollerderby), could be what it needs to attract more viewers. They already have a good start with Aaron Yates antics and those silly profiles SPEED does at the begining of each race.

i can see it now...
Ebos: I heard what ya said last week Mladin, me and my bro are gonna bring that ass whoopin today!
Mladin: in yer dreams ya Elvis wanna be, me and my boy Aaron gonna knock that slobber outta ya mouth!

throw in some scripted paddock brawls and some pyrotechnics and soon they'll be right up there with NASCAR.

 

I am glad I am not the only one who noticed the slobber.

 

Your not saying this makes that situation even more suspicious, now are you?

 

I noticed you capitialized the word "Junk" - that shows respect....good boy....good boy

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That's not respect, that's just bad grammar skills.

 

ewwww how could you miss it. it's like mayo on the coner of your mouth

 

He said he's got mayo in his mouth...huh huh- mayo...that is disgusting

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I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt, but that's been pretty much removed in light of the newer allegations.

So, is there an outcome to this, or is judgement still pending?

 

Hmmm...let me see if I get this right.

1. Guy runs a "stock" bike in the stock class.
2. Tends to walk away from riders in an unnatural fashion in that class. Not in the corner...on the straights.
3. Rider won. But kknew in advance that he was going to be torn down.
4. Rider skips teardown and bails.


Shouldn't there be a fine, suspension, and/or expulsion following here? Not to put too fine a point on it...he's been found less than legal in the past. So if you don't punish him then you are rewarding him for cheating.

JMO.

 

That is from the rulebook. He was DQ'ed from the race and can not race that class until the bike is torn down.

 

Good. Fuckin' cheater.

Not having a couple of tabs on a subframe cuz that's the way you bought it or using a double-bubble 'cuz that's all you could find to race that weekend is one thing; But if you build a superbike engine and run it in a stock class, then you're a cock-sucker.

Phil Chapin, if I'm missing some facts or there's more to the story than what I've gathered, then I genuinely apologize. I'm the ass-hole and I shouldn't shoot my mouth off about shit I don't know about.

Unfortunately though, that doesn't seem to be the case. The case seems to be that you're a cock-sucker.

 

OK. I guess that sorta works. But I personally would want something a bit more harsh for a repeat offender. Especially one that was forewarned.

I know to expect some of this shit when there is money at stake. But I do also expect that the race organization does their best to prevent it from happening...and make it painful if somebody is found to have willingly been cheating.

In other words....none of that wink-wink-nudge-nudge 'stock' racing found in the AMA factory teams. You know....where the cheating winner...with every advantage on his side...still keeps his win, money, and maybe loses a point or two. But a privateer gets the royal mocroscope up their ass to try and DQ them completely.

This is club racing....and cheating should mean
1. You lose all points garnered so far in the season in that class.
2. You have to prove your machine is legal down to the cases the next time you race. No exceptions.
3. Increasing penalty fines. First $500. Second $2500. Third...say buh bye.

In other words...make people think twice about cheating.

 

Those 3 things I like.

 

Thanks. I was trying to be fair.

Anybody else have other penalties to add to the list? Maybe a scarlet C on their leathers for 2 weekends. (Wouldn't THAT be embaressing. I know...flight of fancy....but it's still fun imagining it.)

 

I like the "C" on the leathers. Or a bullseye on the back of the leathers/helmet/bike, etc. etc. That would be much more entertaining to watch for an entire race weekend.

 

Also a huge banner with a big red 'C' needs to be flown over their pits all weekend.

 

I like that but I think it should be a for a shit-load longer than 2 weekends.


...And actually, I probably should say that if Mr. Chapin happens to be a real big feller or maybe just a little feller that likes to kick big fellers' asses, then I was just kidding. Cheating's cool.