People who should not be effed with.

Discussion in 'General' started by Steeltoe, Feb 5, 2019.

  1. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    :blart: I’m really begin to believe that you’re deriving a certain amount of pleasure from your illegal animal love. Drunks and animals can’t give consent :Poke:
     
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  2. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    And the chicks they bang, man, don't forget the chicks.
    You know that if SpeedyE hasn't done on that, it can only mean that he hasn't met one yet, right? Don't issue challenges you can't win. He will take your money.
     
  3. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    LOL!!!!!
     
  4. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

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  5. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    What's with the foaming mouth on that bear?
    I'd be pulling triggers before I was pursing lips...or did your "friend" get that bear all hot and bothered? :D
     
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  6. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    That wasn't a kiss, it was a taste test.
     
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  7. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    LOL!

    The bear thing is beyond me, no fixing that one if it goes bad. She was a tough chick 8)
     
  8. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    What?! It's fun!
     
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  9. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    This is about as wild as I go... About 1 month or so after this pic, once the velvet starts to come off the antlers, even this guy would f**k you up!

    Pic is circa 1984

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  10. Scotty87

    Scotty87 Lacks accountability

    Jesus. White people do some dumb shit. You never see brothers engaging in this nonsense.
     
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  11. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

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  12. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    My dad found a book that had stories from our families history. One of them went kinda like this. Back in the early 1800s One of my ancestors was sitting in a bar. He was known to be a drunk, so the bar owner decided to play a trick on him. He and a buddy lead my ancestor to a back room where they had a taxidermied cougar. They flung the door open and acted like it was real. Right then this drunk Eslick (we have had a few of those in my clan) yelled “ step back I got this somebitch, pulled a knife out of his boot and jumped on it and started stabbing it.
     
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  13. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Maybe. Depends on how close it is to the second Saturday of the month. The wife makes me take bath whether I want to or not.
     
  14. MV Rider

    MV Rider Well-Known Member

    SpeedyE is no dummy, he knows that grizzly bears leave wolverines alone. They don't even like each other.
     
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  15. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    You've been attacked by worse lol
     
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  16. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Killer thinks that cougar was a wimp.
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  17. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    We just call them residents here in CO.
     
  18. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    When I lived in Utah, I went on a date with this one hot ass Spanish girl. We went hiking (her idea), and while passing through a ravine, she was attacked by a cougar, and I had to kick the thing off of her. So, she’s dead.
     
  19. groundhogday

    groundhogday Well-Known Member

    I first saw this on Facebook. Some dude was downplaying it because it was "only" an 80 lb cat. Must take some serious shit to win feats of strength come Festivus.
     
  20. cpettit

    cpettit Well-Known Member

    My wife won’t kiss me before I brush my teeth. I can’t even imagine what that bears breath smells like. She probably went home to kiss her husband and smelled like she been eating ass or something.
     
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