People who should not be effed with.

The guy in Colorado who survived a mountain lion attack by smothering the damn thing, hiking to his vehicle then driving himself to the hospital.

Don't eff with this guy.

 

He ranks right up there with Wu Tang now.

 

For real. New level of Badass Certification.

 

It was a juvenile, he should have just called the cops and waited for them. No reason to go and hurt a juvenile like that.

 

If he wanted to hit Chuck Norris status, he'd have f@cked the mountain lion and then let it go to live with the shame.

 

Guess he used some BJJ skills and got the Mtn lion in a rear naked choke

 

It's a good thing they kept his identity secret in the article otherwise he might be receiving death threats from vegans and PETA activists.

 

"Juvenile mountain lion". Not saying he's a a pussy, but it's not like he wrestled a 300 pound cat either.

 

Anything over 30 lbs could probably fuck you up good.

*the guy is a runner, so I'm not suggesting he's *not* a pussy

 

Coming soon to a tough mudder run near you. Climb over this wall, through this mud pit and wrastle this mountain lion.

 

I thought the same thing. And I absolutely dont doubt that he would.

 

Dude...a house cat would fuck you up proper.

 

But at least he wasn't pedaling a 7 lbs, $8000 bicycle, in spandex and holding up traffic when it happened so he at least some shred of dignity to hold on to.

 

The choked the mountain lion out because it was on DMT.
(lame Joe Rogan joke, but it made me laugh. But then again, I laugh at all my jokes! )

 

True. Also probably will have some cool scars as conversation starters.

 

Come at me, kitty.

 

Yet another person who probably doesn't ride a Suzuki

 

Fixed