Great EX husband/wife

3 minutes? Damn what takes so long? :wow:

 

Well you would be lucky to even get one minute of me so how on hell did you even think you would get 3 minutes LMAO

 

You keep missing the fact that it doesn't change anything for me. In the end, I am still a satisfied customer. I aim to please me.

 

If you say so.... Saying that long and slow can be very very fun and rewarding as well but ok if u like quick and boring. Your lost haha

 

My secret is to get your expectations as low possible, then KABLAM! The full three-minute treatment!

 

Ok, this just made Best Of.

 

I read that as inches first then realized it said minutes.

 

Post Of The Year®

 

LMAO

Sorry Papa I will never have low espectation.... Remember from eaelier... I have values. Lol

 

All girls try to convince themselves of that.

 

Werd.

 

Let's see we now we have:

RCJohn the two hump chump or Mr. 2 Minute
and now we have:

Papa the three hump chump or Mr. 3 Minute

Wow...Frenchy...you should be beside yourself. Just think if you made it a 3some you'd get a whole 5 minutes of lovin. Course that is okay for those quickies up against the washing machine in the laundry room while company is over...but umm damn it wouldn't make for a lasting sexual relationship.

 

No way I could go 2 minutes in a 3 some.

 

Why not? Not like you have to work the full 2 minutes...pump pump break pump pump break. Geesh man! You have a wingman there ya know!

 

Sorry, guys. One penis in the room.

Not that there's anything wrong with what y'all do.

 

I'm in tears over here

 

I couldn't do the 3 some thing. I have to agree with Papa on that one.

If the other dude bumped into me I might freak out and kick his nekkid ass before I realized I had kicked his nekkid ass.

 

Damn you two must have grown up under a damn rock. Ya don't have to be at the same end at the same time. Gosh...watch a damn porno and take notes. I spend more time eating pie then you guys do pumping your little hearts out. Course Papa has already said it is all about him. Which is why Frenchy has already written him off as a track pal hookup.

 

Crossing swords is a definite no-no for me. But like I said, y'all do what y'all gots to do.

 

Like 3 minutes for the price of 2?