Okay time to liven things up a bit with some jokes!

If their German, then I think that the answer is sex.

 

they're

 

THERE!

 

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?



Walking.
























J/K. Rolling.

 

Ever tried blindfolded archery?





You don't know what you're missing.

 

The human cannonball was seeking to retire but was denied...






It's hard to find a person of his caliber.

 

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?

HDMI

 

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?


Bison

 

A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the zoo is a dog.

Its a Shih Tzu.

 

Wasn't sure if I should post this here, or the divorce thread.

Guy takes his best mate home to meet his wife...

His wife screams, "You fucking dickhead, my hair and make-up are a mess, the house is a tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas, I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!

Why the fuck did you bring him home?

The husband replies "Because he is thinking of getting married"...

 

Someone saw me painting the fence the other day with some old cans of paint I had in the garage. He advised me that I should go to the hardware store to get thinner.

It didn't work.

 

The Amish Powerball is up to five dozen eggs.

 

Guy giving a lecture, on the paranormal...

Guy: "How many people believe in Ghosts?"

About 60 hands go up.

"How many have seen a ghost?"

About 15 hands go up.

"How many have spoken to a ghost?"

3 hands go up.

"How many have had sex with a ghost?"

One hand goes up, Paddy right at the back.

Guy says to Paddy, I have been doing this for 40 years and you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost.

Come forward and explain.

Paddy says, "sorry I couldn't hear you from the back, I thought you said goats."

 

Bad Dad Jokes...




I was born Visible

I now identify as Invisible

I am Transparent!

 

Too soon?....

 

Should have called it for what is was...


An Easter egg......




I'm here all week.....