'White People'

I'm getting confused now…What am I, what are we? It's not as black and white as it used to be...

 

You are an Inuit female living in Florida with a Lithuanian stripper named Vlad.

 

If i'm now 'identifying' with a female Inuit, do I get any of the casino money? I can roll with the Inuit thing but it has to have a payday attached….

 

I'm sure you can find someone willing to provide the proper documentation...for a nominal fee. Do you have an affinity for blubber?

 

BTW, you are being very demanding for someone confused about their identity and place in the world.

 

Nope just a big set of bad teeth.

 

Of course, I'm an Inuit and I insist upon it.

 

We Native Americans have put up with your White Man forked tongue bullshit from day one. Now we say: give us casinos and ciggie money!

 

Ha! Our teeth are so strong we can crunch polar bear bones while they're still alive!

 

Who you callin' whitey? I am an Ecuadorian peasant working off my debt to the gentleman gracious enough to grant me passage to this great country. !0 more years picking grapes and he promises me a green card.

 

But the real hate is toward sheep, bastids

 

That's like me!!! Only I work putting this funny tasting white powder in bags for this nice Columbian guy…he told me soon he will take me for a short ride in one of his helicopters so I can see the ocean from way up in the sky!

 

Just like every other woman in the world.



I'm going straight to hell on that one.

 

I never complained about anything as a woman!

 

LOL, Actually no one really knows. There is talk that a Chinese maker of underwear produced panties that get wadded up easily and that is the cause of most major strife in the world. That's my opinion also and I'm sticking to it. :up:

 

Maybe it's just me but the more easily someone is offended the more I want to offend them.

 

On a relative scale, how much more?

 

Factor of 3. The moment I know you are easily offended is the moment I ramp up the offensiveness.

 

give us a description of a situation….so, for example, if you walk around your neighborhood in your underwear and it offends people, what do you do next?

 

Take off the underwear?