'White People'

Or something more offensive? We miust give Venom51 time to tell us the when, where, who, what, and how…we know why already.

 

I take off the underwear, paint my junk bright orange and run around screaming "Nuke the gay whales!"

 

Put on women's underwear?

 

That sounds so nice of him. (by the way, can you swim?)

 

That's the teacher part of your personality coming out. It's kind of like "I'll show that mofo what being offended really feels like."

 

Rattle can or brush?

 

Finger paint. I believe he is looking for help to add to the outrage.

 

No, we're not swimming! He promised to take all of us workers up in the helicopter and said we would really enjoy the view…it seems like lots of fun since he was laughing when he told us about it…I can't wait!

 

I prefer the dipping method also known as the tea bag.

 

I see…I mean, I don't want to see…but hey, if this is your thing, right on brother right on…have you tried that fancy luminescent paint, for night use?

 

I stopped doing that. The phosphorous in the paint results in some pretty serious chemical burns and you don't want that on your junk.

 

Yes..any particular paint brand or color schemes you would recommend?

 

I have an idea. Paint it like a barber pole while it's up and ready then as it shrinks and grows it will look like a coil spring working. Ought to be a real hit in the neighborhood. :up:

 

God idea! I think with some progressive advice, Venom51 could break into the mainstram media…maybe to start, a Youtube clip???

 

I'll send it to you and Orvis for review. I don't want to publish something that won't resonate with the intended target audience.

 

Orvis has much much more exposure than me in this line of work...

 

But I'd like the support of the Rastafarian church in my endeavors.

 

Then you better choose your color schemes wisely!

 

I think it would work really well to use night-glow paint and carry a little recorder with the sound of "sproing, sproing, sproing."
Of course, as slow as the pecker is to go from flaccid to erect and back again it would be more like "sproing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sproing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sproing.
A good looking blond might be able to increase that some.