Things you would buy if you won the lottery

A guy asks his wife what she would do if he won the lottery.
"Easy, divorce you and take half the money and move to Paris."
His response, " I won $10 today. Here's $5.00. Enjoy Paris."

 

A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"

 

Screw it, I'm going to buy two tickets and win both of them now. The rest of you may as well not even play now.

 

Yes, you can then use your Powerball winnings to pay the taxes on your mega million winnings. Brilliant. .

 

I don't really ever play the lotto but I might get a ticket after work today. Do you have to buy a new ticket every time the jackpot isn't hit? Or can old numbers win ?

 

And have plenty left over to buy Miller back from the Chinese!

 

Damnit, I guess I can't do this though

 

Gold is so passé. Platinum is where it’s at.

 

You could buy the Beverly Hillbillies mansion.
For only $350 mil.
https://therealdeal.com/la/2017/08/...bel-air-mansion-is-americas-priciest-listing/

 

Government gets theirs off the top, you could protect what is left.

 

Damn, y'all are harsh. I'd keep the wife. We're used to one another.

 

Does it come with a see-ment pond?

 

You could always slum it and live off the interest @ $20mil/ yr. LOL.

 

Broome's R6

 

No way no how is any house worth that kinda bank. That's full re-tard.

 

Agree 100%. They say there are ego driven billionaires who take pride in the fact that they bought the most or one of the most expensive house in America.
Similarly like a Giffen good. Peeps be crazy for wanting exclusivity and will pay a premium to obtain it.

 

The house from Ironman was cheaper than that.

 

I'd buy Rush and have them perform at Dave's K's circumcision party.