Things you would buy if you won the lottery

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I can’t believe that you are allowed to own those shells...where in the eff would you even be able to shoot them off at?

 

Texas?

 

Definitely not. A big ass double rifle? Yup. No use for a tank though, not even out in Montana on my thousands of acres.

 

Some of the Military aircraft have always been ‘attractive nuisance’; One motorcycle ride took me through Texas where I came across a Martin Mauler, a single seat aircraft with a 4360 Wasp Major (28 cylinder (seven cyclinders in four rows) The supercharged /twin turbo model produced 3500 HP. Can you say torque roll ?
So many aircraft make me smile. AD in all of it’s variants, F-4B/J/N, and all of the ‘cats’.
Airplanes, like motorcycles, pizza and sex; they are all good, some are just better than others !

 

I would buy Broome,and make him race vintage classes on some clapped out ex 500.
Its just one mans dream

 

I feel pretty confident in saying there isn’t any combination of lottery wins that would garner enough $$ for @Chaotic to race Vintage for you.

 

What if I acted all douchey,and there was like a shit ton of water involved?
Maybe I had all the water,and he was terribly thirsty?
I'm drawing up his contract as I type this..Its the lottery,and I'm also gonna buy all the shields for every helmet ever made..

 

Definitely make sure thT the contract states that he must warm it up first thing in the morning for approx 30 minutes of steady throttle tuning.

 

On the way to the supercross races this weekend I told Tyler the water bottle story. He thought it was great, we both had a good laugh, and want to meet you at the track sometime.

 

I’d buy a bottomless pit.

 

Why would you want a vintage Jaguar? E type convertibles are fierce but I'd rather have a Singer Porsche.

 

For some reason 250k doesn't seem like a really bad deal?

 

Race bike, boat or wife?

 

So you would start a race team?

 

E type is the single greatest crumpet collector on the planet.

But Lucas can DIAGDF

 

I’d shove your ideas down there, fuckers. And Oprah, she might fit.

 

He is an oilfield guy. If there was enough cash in it for him he would do it. Those guys are nothing but a bunch of money whores...

 

I saw that tank when it was part of the littlefield collection. That was a fun day crawling around tanks.