Things you would buy if you won the lottery

I would clone and grow myself 14 Crutchlows. Why so many? So he could podium all the motogo classes, WSBK and WSS.

I'd do 15 but the original one would beat all the Clone Crutchlows for the motogp win and I don't need to waste the cash to have an extra Crutchlow laying around doing nothing but saying how great all the other Crutchlows are and how he'd be winning every thing if he had a ride.

 

You got a BBW thing don’t you? ;-)

 

Why does no-one own a Mediocre Pyrenees?

An Average Dane?

 

They'd all be second dog compared to this!

 

Right.
Ah, lost in translation.

Amd the gubberment trillioning all the time i guess

 

I was discussing this yesterday with my buddy at Daytona. We would do a no rules road race, $1,000,000 to the winner. Anyone, Any Bike. Not sure what track. Daytona would be crazy with MotoGP bikes showing up. Also I was arguing that you should make it $500k to win, pay all the way back to 40th place to insure that every fast guy shows up. We would have to figure out the qualifying, too. Imagine if Rossi shows up with a MotoGP bike and knocks out some MA regulars from the qualifying cutoff?

We are already arguing because he insists it's HIS money and he wants to do $1M to the winner.

 

If I win the $billion jackpot, I'm Buying CCS and allowing MotoAmerica number plates.

Then I will buy 50 Ducatis and let every currently licensed SV rider race them at Daytona so they can STFU about the lap times.

 

I would find a cure for baldness.

 

Just staple $100 bills to your noggin.

Actually, in your case weld them there.

 

bald eagles would get offended

 

Still wouldn't net any poontang.

 

Why would any fast guys show up just to be underpaid.
The reality is you would attract just about the same talent level that the Daytona 200 race currently already attracts. Woooo weeeee.

 

When you're rich, you don't need math.

 

Haha. When it comes to animals, yeah

 

As trivial as it may seem, that whole CCS number plate thing is ridiculous IMO. Enough that it deterred me from doing some CCS races a few years ago. There was no way to fit those stupid bigass numbers and have a white background around them with the way my bikes are painted. I would either have to redo the Upper, or use white duct tape, or some shit like that.

I was like "fuck that, I will just stick with WERA".

 

Well I’d most definitely run motogp for a year I may not win or come close but I would have got to do it


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I do this to the wife.

"Why do you waste your money on lottery tickets?"

After the drawing...

"Dammit! We didn't win."

 

My wife does the "You need to go buy us a ticket."