Ok, who's the corvette fanatics???

I've actually always loved Vipers too but heck if you can't buy a new ABS pump on the C5's already I'd be terrified how difficult it'd be to get parts for a Viper.

 

Sabre699 it was mighty brave of you coming out like that. Takes guts man.

 

I actually think you are fine, at least on the first two generations, that I know. Nothing at all exotic on them and no real electronics.

I really liked this new generation Viper. Nice looking interior. Haven't done any research to know if these are still reliable like the old ones are?
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2014-dodge-srt-viper-4/

 

Just like you and 'zukis 'Toe.

 

Yep, just a little ole truck motor.

 

That Viper would be such a hand full...Just plain scary...love it.

 

Jesus!

First time I’ve got no words. Give me a minute.

Are you a 60 year old divorced woman with a tag that reads “he paid”

Does that come with a dildo dispenser?

Freddie Mercury just hit me up from the grave calling that car gayer than 2 dicks on a moustache.

 

I don’t think steeltoe would drive that!

 

How many #metoo stickers are in the back window?

 

good news... it was all the rage with Dakota pickups to add "Viper" parts. Engines, transmissions, wheels, brakes, seats, ignition keys, yadda yadda! So just check your local scrap yards for 1999-2004 dodge dakotas! I wonder if there were Viper guys putting dakota parts on their rides in search of additional weight and less performance?

 

Regarding Vette's....never was into most Corvettes except for the '67 with a 427, soft top, black with a red stinger....Man I'd love to be able to afford one of those. So, in 2013 Chevy came out with 60th anniversary edition remake of that car with a big block V8, soft top etc....What's the general scoop on this car? It seems to be holding its value, every time I check I only find a few and the $ are still up there.

 

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2008 Chevrolet Corvette Trailer Hitch | etrailer.com

 

So, XFBO - your septic tank pumping business finally paid off? Score! Time to get a Corvette. Just make sure that in addition to the jorts, you should double up on gold neck chains, get some Tommy Bahama silk print shirts (two sizes too small, or two sizes too big - doesn’t matter as long as they don’t fit), and dye what remains of your hair that reddish-brown color that clearly shows a grey hair dye job in flourescent light. Do a big comb-over, because that’s what all the cool Corvette dudes are sporting. Mirrored lenses in your Aviator sunglasses are a bonus.

 

But those types of Corvette owners are like Ducati guys that can't ride.
There are 'Vette owners that understand, appreciate and accept the car's attributes without putting it, or themselves, on a pedestal.
Ask me how I know.

 

2002 or newer z06 if going C5
If the bydget allows, 2007 or newer z06. Nothing like 7.0 liters revving 7000rpm

 

Well my first guess must be, you are an old fart wearing New Balance shoes, jorts, gold chains and a police mustach.