Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Acquire machete.

Go out this door.

Google goose recipes.

 

Actual headline from today!

 

I know it's just me, but sticks are for kindling when lighting bigger fires;
then there are manual transmissions.

What do you drive? Lever?

Yea, my motorcycle is a Lever transmission

I know, it's just me, and the fact that most all my trucks, (currently a V8 5 spd Manual) are MANUAL shift

Driving Stick, just sounds like 'drive a stick up your ass'!

Again, I know, it's just me. I never have, and never will call it driving 'stick'
Stick that up your ass ;-)

 

How'd they get up there? LOL

Reminds me of the time my wife and I rode my GS1100ES to the 'highest point in Florida' from Winter Haven FL. Kinda like a mound.

We were like, Whoa- I can't believe we're actually up here this high LOL

 

Is it something in the “For HESS”?

Or is it a 250 (little bike)?

 

Ate there once, haven't seen a reason to go back.

 

It's appears to be a 400. Single disc, "right side up forks". Pretty weird someone could let that mistake make it to air.

 

Should read For The Fearless. If you zoom closely you can make out other letters. Looms like a screen grab so the text may have been flying in.

But the big thing is wrong bike.

 

Who drives a motorcycle??

 

Aren't they federally protected migratory waterfowl?

 

Nah. That's Seagulls. They migrate from one dump to the next, taking a break at your nearest beach to dump on your PB&J...which, of course, you'll promptly toss at 'em.
Clever buzzards. Pretending they got it so bad they need Federal assistance.

 

There's a season for them. And they're delicious. Mmmmm goose jerky

 

Yes, that's my point. As much as I hate these overgrown bugs I cannot do as @auminer suggests without running a foul (see what I did there) of federal law, no matter how badly I would love to slaughter all of the foul tempered honk-shitters.

 

Yep... Just took a pic of the TV while paused. We were watching and I actually paid attention to the commercial that time and the single disc front caught my eye.

 

Whew...for a second there I thought you meant seagulls.

 

I'd still try it In jerky form