Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

I heard the taste is like bald eagle but not unlike manatee.

 

Meh, not really interested then. I found bald eagle to be a bit bland.

 

I'm pretty sure you can exterminate non migratory Canada geese that are a nuisance. I hate those effers.

 

For you art lovers.

 

Superman changed into his crime fighting uniform in a phone booth. Is that where Social justice warriors change into theirs?

 

So that's where you get the hat

 

Shit birds (AKA dump ducks) are protected, now? WTF! When I was young, I thought there was a bounty on them, like with horseshoe crabs. I won't go into detail what folks used to do with them, the Statute of Limitations might not be expired.

 

I think you're new around here. Everyone knows that a Lever transmission is held together with JB Weld.

 

Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong can you..

 

When I was younger,I actually grabbed one (goose-napped) from a park.
I may have had a few beers in me? My Mee-maw wanted one for a pet.My cousin and I were hanging out,and I grabbed that little fellur up.
Big mistake! Made it back to the car,with that guy biting,and shitting on me the whole time.
What a fun car ride home,one hand on the goose,goose bites that hand,move hand,replace with other hand,goose bites that hand,and repeat.
They are nasty mean biting ,dookie machines!

 

I had to drive a full-sized injured canadian goose 25 miles to a rescue-center sitting on my lap in my chevy cobalt......was striking me in the face like a cobra, when he would start flappin, my car swerve like my BAC was 3x the DWI limit, hahaha

 

I'm gonna stop you right there. I appreciate your love of animals, Speedy, but you did not have to do that.

 

TY
TRue, i shouold have contained him, i didnt think it through.
I was on rural/desolate roads By the time we got into population, he was gone DOA

 

I woulda drove it to the nearest walmart and bought a dehydrator.