Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Smorgasbord!

 

Thats a rip off from the Empire Strips Back ... one of the most fun shows I've ever been to.

 

Mit Ron Camaro!

 

Reminded me of this from The Simpsons:

 

@Tennesse

 

Never go to a bar with Justin.

 

We tip errybody we can. Bring water to the yard guy and trash pickups. Tip for donut and coffee peeps. Sammich makers if possible.
People tip me and the wife occasionally at work and we make excellent money. Got a $500 tip for a day after the bill.
WTF would I not share the good fortune.

 

This made me giggle today. <In my best Arnold voice.....I will not be back!>

 

Christmas time can be pretty dang good in the dogshit biz. I've had a $400, a $300, a few $200 and a several $100. Kinda weirds me out when they go all-out like that, but I don't bitch.

Miss Manners suggests an amount equal to one service, so 15-25 depending.

90% don't at all and I definitely don't hold it against them, but I confess to be more willing to go the extra mile for those who do.

My mailman gets a $20 Sonic card. We don't have any other services.

 

Recognize this? Spotted on the facetube.

 

Actually, that was my kid's....Mine was a stick that I used as a tommy gun but with unlimited ammo.

 

Pretty lucky for the cat...fuckin' morons.