Not The Onion?

Well alrighty then, ma'am.

 

In the case of Boxer, the General was following army regulations. Given that while a congresswoman she sat on the House Armed Services Committee the only conclusion one could make is that she’s incompetent, she’s politically vindictive and deliberately throwing a general officer under a bus, or both. Period.

 

Redundant with Boxer

 

Just go with chief or skipper or boss.

 

• Portland prolific masturbator sentenced for 10th felony public indecency conviction

by KATU News

Tuesday, August 28th 2018


Michael Dorgan mug shot courtesy Multnomah County Jail

PORTLAND, Ore. – A 55-year-old man was sentenced for his 10th felony public indecency conviction Tuesday, making him one of Portland’s most prolific public masturbators.

Michael Dorgan pleaded no contest to one count of felony public indecency at a hearing Tuesday and was convicted. He was sentenced to 55 months in prison and will be on five months of post-prison supervision when he’s released.

At the hearing, Dorgan admitted he has received treatment for his prior conduct.

"Clearly this most frequent crime and conviction is felony public indecency. I think we're at a point now with Mr. Dorgan that we've run out of available options for him other than incarceration," said Multnomah County Deputy District Attorney Todd Jackson, who prosecuted the case.

The most recent case began on July 8 when Portland State University officers responded to 506 SW Mill St. on a report that a man had exposed himself to a group of women. One of the women photographed the man, later identified as Dorgan, while he was masturbating.

Officers could not locate Dorgan when the incident was reported, but he was arrested on July 14.

Dorgan will be required to register as a sex offender as part of his newest sentence.

 

Well doesn't that just beat all.

 

OREGONLIVE.COM

Portland man gets engaged to boyfriend he made out of trash
By Lizzy Acker | The Oregonian/OregonLive | Posted August 23, 2018 at 03:23 PM


Cole Keister

Portland artist Mike Schneider is making it official with the boyfriend he built out of wine boxes.

"Everything happens for a Riesling," Schneider said over email, when asked how the engagement came about.

All engagement photos by Cole Keister Photography.





Cole Keister

Schneider skyrocketed to internet fame in February, when his "wine box boyfriend" became the literal manifestation of the oft uttered phrase, "Men are trash."

Now, Schneider said, he and the boyfriend, Franz, are ready to take the relationship to the next level.

"I think we were both ready but hadn't talked about getting married explicitly," he said. "The next step is to meet the in-laws. I know already my mom will love him, I don't know about my dad."



Cole Keister

As far as where the actual nuptials will take place, they are looking for a venue right now.

"We want it to be a modest wedding filled with friends and family, but also open to anyone who celebrates love," Schneider said.

"Ideally," he said, "we'd love to have a local venue donate their space and have the wedding be a fundraiser for the ACLU."

 

So is his junk in a box?

 

WTF is wrong with Portland ?

 

The day I call a Senator boss will be the day I have a gun to my head, then maybe not

 

Not until after the wedding he is a traditionalist

 

Yep, and it smells like yeast....

 

I'm afraid we don't have that kinda time...

 

Uh, Everything?

 

How bat shit crazy are his friends supporting this?

I get all warm and fuzzy knowing if I mentioned a desire like this to any one of my friends, I would get the shit kicked out of me and sent to the looney bin.

If these were my friends, the pictures would be labeled "before". The "after" pictures would show the trash doll on fire, my friends beating the shit out of me, and me being carried away in a straight jacket.

 

Did you not notice how many of the boxes were alcohol boxes?

 

It's satire.

 

It's Portland, so probably not...

 

I thought it was creative.

 

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