Just received this text...what's my move?

Hi Clark! It's Jen with Bernie 2020. I'm with Bernie because if we want to beat Trump in November, we'll need a candidate who captures the nation's imagination and inspires an enthusiastic base to head to the polls. Are you in for Bernie?

 

"Hi Jen, Dinner, Drinks and a GF Experience may convince me to consider your candidate... are you In??"

 

Dick pic.

 

Hey, that’s MY go to move. It’s definitely an ice breaker.

 

"So are you wearing right now?"

 

Have you seen some of the “female” Bernie supporters?
I would not take the risk.

 

Im thinking I should wait for cousin Steeltoe to submit his suggestion before I respond.

 

Winner.

 

Why am I thinking you keep one cued up?

 

"Dear Jen, I'm Jamie with Hillary 2020, we bought off the old communist with a lake house last time, what's it going to cost this time? We are prepared to offer him a carton of smokes, a dune buggy, a bust of Enver Hoxha (sorry, we are currently sold out of Lenin and Marx busts), 10 pairs of east german shoes of various sizes and a helper monkey (he'll bum all your smokes and is a chronic masterbater). We don't have any more lake houses but we can let you use a cabin in the Adirondacks we can let use one weekend each month and 2 weeks in the summer."

 

I'm thinking this is the answer. I'm going to send this to her.

 

Sent

 

Ok, I understand. Have a great rest of your day!

 

I would still like to be friends and get to know each other, though. Is it out of the question?

 

Ask her if Gingers can't be pirates because they don't have souls or if that was a myth? I can't see needing a soul in order to be a pirate but I figure if anyone would know it'd be a Bernie supporter.

 

Sent

 

You guys can have fun too

(919) 336-1026

 

Got this one also

Hi I'm Francesca, a volunteer with Warren for President. Is this Clark?

 

Ask her if she, too, is a native American.