If not, give her the number of your close friend Lewis and tell her Sacajawea suggested she call him.
"Clark was my slave name, I threw off those shackles, lopped off my pants weasel and became Lindsay. I soon found Lindsay to be as oppressive as being Clark so I shaved my head, glued a propeller beanie to my bald head, pained myself Marine gray and now identify as an AH-1 Cobra attack helicopter. What can I do for ya', toots?"
I understand the need comrade however I will have nothing to donate until I get my free shit that Bernie will confiscate from the overlords.
I got Kacy over the weekend. "Hi I'm Kacy from Mike Bloomberg's campaign. With so much at stake, Americans deserve a Democratic candidate who can beat Donald Trump. Will you support Mike? Txt STOP 2 end." The dude is spending sooo much $$$$ here in middle TN, every other ad on tv and the radio seems to be his.......I regularly drive down this one road that has one lawn sign randomly placed near the mall, that's about it though....I'd be shocked if he gets much support here.
Come on guys... You too could be making $2500/mo for harassing all of your contacts! https://www.wsj.com/articles/bloomberg-bankrolls-a-social-media-army-to-push-message-11582127768
He is doing the same here. Actually I think it is an interesting strategy. He seems to be focusing on the areas Hillary ignored. Also you have to remember it is a Democrat primary not TN (or AL) as a whole. Delegates in states where he will lose could still get him delegates in MN prior to the Bernie rioters taking over.
Getting an unsolicited text message asking me to vote for you is a sure fire way to make sure you aren't the president.
I got one. My response to the text was one my eldest saw somewhere on the interwebs. I told them that I would go to China and lick doorknobs before I would vote for that Napoleon complex narcissistic fuck.