I hate Iceland.

Damn, I definitely learned something today. I figured with a name like "Iceland," it had a good chance of being colder than Boston.

I remember the first time I went to Boston in February. We flew a Piper Seneca from Philadelphia with a couple friends. When we opened the door, I told them I was ready to restart the airplane and fly back to Philly.

 

I was always told dark colors absorb heat. This only further proves you are a french Cracka.

 

I flew over Iceland on the way to Europe.
As it turns out, Greenland really is white, and Iceland really is green.

 

People in Iceland think rotting shark meat buried in the earth is something good to eat.

 

You misunderstood. Johnson was his nickname.

 

Same effect if you're into blonde blue-eyed women :wow:

 

Just had one serve me at the drive-thru at a park & puke.

She makes Putter look like Manute Bol!

 

Greenland and Iceland were so named to misdirect the ignorant medieval invaders to the wrong place.

 

They resettle quite a few political refugees into NH. The Russians and Serbs I can understand, but it doesn't seem humane to bring in Hmong, Liberians, Somalis and Sudanese. I think they're used to a climate a little warmer than NH.

 

A couple of pics of my last trip to Iceland in April of 2000.

In that snow lip pic, the trail for walking up there runs right along it without any markings or barriers. Yup, we walked out there not knowing. When we rounded the corner and saw where were earlier we amazed that we weren't dead.

 

Pappa, does this count?

 

You ever had real lefse? Uffda!

 

It ain't bread! And I'm not getting close to lutefisk. I can't think of anything on this planet that I would want to eat less than that.

 

I don't even want to know.

 

I suppose, I guess I never thought of it as bread because it's made from potatoes. Lutefisk is like rancid fish flavored jello.

This is in the town where my dad was born.

 

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Paterno's son?