How many pieces of pizza can you eat?

Only worthy damn answer.

 

Bullshit. You can't take shit back.

 

But how many slices is it?

 

Doesn't matter!

 

all of 'em

 

No see, it does matter. The title of the thread is HOW MANY PIECES OF PIZZA CAN YOU EAT?

It's not who has the best pizza, or size or make of the pie.

Put a Gahdamn number on it.

 

No.

 

I'm ten seconds away from throwing my phone 600'.

Go away Dern.

 

How many fathoms is that?

 

1.

1 right after another. Like beer.

 

I’d take one bite out of each piece and then just sit back and watch other people’s reaction to what I just did .

 

watched the pizza vid yet? it has all your answers

 

Pizza Hut, medium thin pepperoni and bacon make a good quick dinner for me.

 

Why you askin? What’s the research going to prove or disprove?

Pizza consumption capacity is going to be impacted by crust type and toppings. That will impact each slices overall density and the volume.

And how many times must each bite be chewed before it’s swallowed? Must be consistent to
Control that variable as well.

 

Quit complicating shit. A number. Gimme a number.

 

Ok so that's 8. Duly noted.

 

Are you talking about in one sitting? One week? One month? One year? 5 years? A lifetime? What? Drunk vs. Not Drunk? High vs. Not High?

We want to help you RiTchie but your question is lacking detail.

 

Ok...

 

I only eat half in a sitting. Once you go past that halfway mark there is no turning back. For some reason my brain instantly switches to “f@ck it might as well eat it all” mode if I go one piece past half.

 

One, but it's round and fills the whole pan.