How many pieces of pizza can you eat?

You're from Joisey, all you know is Dinners, stealing shit, IROCs, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen lyrics and what exit off the turnpike you live.

What toppings are on your burned ass pizza?

 

Love a good diner, don't steal shit, never wanted an IROC (Mitsubishi GS turbo was my ride). Not a fan of Bon Jovi but my mother-in-law is Sambora's god mother. Hate Bruce! Exit 11.

Plain pie shorty!

Btw, grew up in Marlboro/Old Bridge....you might have heard of the Metal Militia....and maybe Johhny Z.

 

Exit 11? Oh gawd, Woodbridge? No wonder why your pizza is burned.

I saw Metallica's first show with Hammett.

 

Exit 11, then 123 on the parkway (rt9) for 5mi until you hit the Old Bridge/Marlboro border. We had Birch Hill were prety much everyone played from Bon Jovi to Dio.

Fun fact, Metallica played at our local roller skating ring back in the day!

 

That's burned? Wtf?

 

You did? That's pretty fucking cool.

 

Hell, I've been to Woodbridge. Fuck those union cock suckers!

 

Comedy of errors but yeap.

 

Neat. I'm trying to remember who Hammet was with when he left to join Metallica. Was it Overkill?

 

Exodus I think.

and Overkill was a funny foot note to going to Rockaway to see them. We had gotten a bad reproduction of a reproduction of a reproduction of a flyer saying Overkill was playing that date. Badly written in was Overkill from California (a punk band and on SST) was the band playing with a bunch of other bands. Blah blah blah. . . Metallica!

 

Lol cool. You're right, it was Exodus.

 

Here are a few pizza rules:
1 No fish - anchovies are bait not food
2 No Fruit - keep the pineapple and pears for desert where they belong. I know that tomatoes are a fruit but that is just a technicality. No sweet fruit. ever
3 No Chicken - Bird doesn't belong on pizza
4 No stupid stuff like BBQ or Thai or Ranch either use a tomato sauce or no sauce at all, just none of the stupid attempts at weird sauce.

A perfectly good pizza has a tomato sauce, pepperoni and mozzerella cheese on it.

 

You’re one of those “3 minutes of missionary, twice a month” kinda guys, aren’t ya?

 

Nothing wrong with that in addition to the other times and other ways.
I'm just not into gay sex or s&m , the equivalents of pineapple and chicken.

 

BBQ sauce, chicken, onions and banana peppers.

Slap yo mamma good.

 

Made it
With a Neapolitan Wet Dough recipe.
The other 5 were great too.

marinara, fresh mozz, parm, olive oil, oregano

 

And bacon ...

 

Alfanos stuffed all meat. 1 slice is enough, 2 is almost too much and 3....well, you're likely to be as couch locked as trying to keep up smoking with Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog/Lion or whatever he is now...

 

Nope, substitute red sauce and pepperoni plus add the bacon and you have it good.