For the divers

Discussion in 'General' started by Captain Morgan, May 31, 2019.

  1. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I know this is a motorcycle forum. I'm always chasing something that makes me feel alive. Like racing motorcycles. But just did a night dive with crocodiles in Mexico with 5 ft visibility. Up on top with your dive lights shining for your eyes and drop down. It was like being in a haunted house for 2 hours with things that bite. It was the first time I realized human instincts. Every sound, movement, ripple in the water. The worst is if you see one or hear one and he goes down, your floating looking, in dark water with your flashlight
    . But if any of you guys want to do it have a friend in mexico. I did it once and won't do it again
     
  2. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    So what you're saying is, it wasn't all that great of a thrill? :Poke:
     
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  3. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Sounds like fun, although the most dangerous part of the trip is probably the just being in Mexico part...

    :D
     
  4. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I've done a lot of things. Never has my heart and breathing gone so fast for so long, this was before we saw the first crocodile
     
  5. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Mexico is completely safe unless your on a shit boarder town. Kind of like claiming the great American towns of Baltimore, Newark, Detroit,
     
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  6. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    This guy. Yeah I bet there weren’t any locals swimming with crocodiles. :crackup:

    I’m convinced now white people are genetically predisposed to fucking with wild animals. Swimming with crocodiles, jamming a thumb up their arse, training tigers for the circus.
     
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  7. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Holy shit, I just came back to this thread to post this.
     
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  8. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    It was actually funny because the Mexican guy taking me clearly didn't want to be doing it, you know things are sckety when he asks if my go pro has an extension, not for photos, but on our second dive down found a kayak paddle on the bottom. He said it's his weapon and was with him the whole night, it was crazy and won't do it again
     
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  9. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    Hahaha. This is evolution in action. All the locals who had an urge to swim with crocodiles didn’t live long enough to breed. Now that airplanes are a thing all the people predisposed to crocodile swimming can come from around the world.
     
  10. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    Hope you tipped that hombre good! The extension wasn’t for the GoPro though. He played you. If a croc got too close he was going to use the extension to shove you in. :D
     
  11. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    It's not a tourist attraction, you just don't all of a sudden decide, Hey let's dive with crocodiles at night!
     
  12. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

    I’m willing to bet thats not even a thought for 99,99763% of the population.

    Congrats on not getting to be dinner. But damn man, thats dumb.
     
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  13. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    This was a dive thread, so it can be short. If anyone needs contact info pm me
     
  14. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    People say racing motorcycles are dumb and your going to kill yourself
     
  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I can't even begin to count the number of singularly f@cked up things in the following sentence: But just did a night dive with crocodiles in Mexico with 5 ft visibility.

    Then you start adding two of the f@cked up things together and just when you think white people are stupid, you add three f@cked up things together.

    The take away: White people are stupid.
     
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  16. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I would say something but it's so racist even I can't put it here. :D
     
  17. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    The corner workers and other racers aren't actively hunting and trying to eat you...
     
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  18. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Stupid ass white people? I'll do it! :D
     
  19. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I watched a local guy mess with Nile crocodiles many times during my childhood and teenage years. It took another 20 years after the last time I was there, but they finally ate him. On cell phone camera. I felt strangely vindicated.
     
  20. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    just remember you dont have to swim faster than the crocs, you jut need to be faster than your buddy....
     

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