Bottled Water

I am not a bottled water snob. Whatever is on sale is fine. I mostly use it for making coffee, anyway.

This week it is Walmart house brand, and I must say that I am amazed that a bottle that is really nothing more than a zip lock bag with a bottle shape could survive shipping anywhere.

It squirts water out when you open the top. It squirts water out when you pick it up.

This might be the perfect tool for teaching someone to hold something gently.

 

This isn't a euphemistic post about a lot lizard you picked up in a WalMart parking lot, is it?

 

Negative. It's a marvel of engineering and packaging.

 

Let's get the truth out on lot lizards.

1. I'm married, so I'm not interested.

2. The only lot lizards I have seen the whole time I've been on the road, I wouldn't hit with your dick. The phrase "not enough alcohol in the world" would apply.

 

Those plastic bottles will turn you into a woman.

 

You are a snob if you buy bottled water?

 

Not if you put grape koolaid in them. Might, though, if you use any other flavor.

 

Most "budget" brands have gone that way. Less plastic to make the bottle, breaks down faster (100 years versus 1000) and all kinds of hippy shit.

Don't care one way or the other, other than a wet hand and a wet crotch from opening them.

 

Depends on how much it cost.

 

It's all about weight. Weight = higher shipping cost.

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Freeze it.


Problem solved.

 

Need a freezer, first.

 

Tap water seems to work just fine. Doing a taste test with the wife right now, she always wants me to pick her up bottled water. She didn't know which was which between two different bottled waters and tap.

 

Walmart has lots of freezers

 

Oh and buy ph-test strips

 

So pick up a case for $3, and refill the empties with tap water.

 

That will fit in the cab of his truck ?

 

Two issues - money, and room for the freezer.

 

The microwave is strapped to the bottom of the top bunk. I haven't hit my head so far.

 

Pfft. We can see who ain't Chris Br0oM3 here.