Bizarre Florida

It's all behind him now.

 

Gaylords are made of cardboard, those plastic containers banded with metal are IBCs (Intermediate Bulk Container).
I'm no dog shit expert but I've handled a bit of freight in my day.

I do understand how the misidentification makes the comment funny but my OCD just wouldn't have it at all.
Not at all, no sir, especially since we're talking bulk transport, which I take very seriously.
Where would we be without the bulk transport industry?
Poland, that's where. And we'd all be fish.

Now, where'd I put that Fire Whiskey?

 

I will defer to your greater expertise in bulk lube packaging.

And Gaylords...

 

https://thenationaldesk.com/amp/new...ing-tourist-south-beach-miami-homeless-artist

Dafuq??? Apparently this is not the first time either. If it happened to me and I did report it, they’d never catch him. The cops would sure as hell be looking for somebody with at least one arm, I just couldn’t bring myself to tell the police I was stabbed by somebody with no arms.

 

I guess they will have to cut of his nose to spare his face.

 

Florida man survives 3 days in swamp after losing arm in alligator attack: 'Do or die' (msn.com)

 

I've never been there and even I know you don't jump into bodies of water in Fla.

 

I was illegally dumping construction material when I saw the chance to jack a deer out of season and I got lost chasing it after I hit it in the leg because I was too strung out on meth and tequila to get a kill shot. Then I decided to go swimming 'cause I ain't got the brains that God gave a grasshopper's ass.
I can't believe what bad luck I have.

 

Shit...we have frogs you don't want to swim with.

 

I've left sunglasses, drinks, charging cables, etc in a rental car. But never a kid...yet.

best part is it took someone 45 min to realize their 2Yo wasnt with them.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-rental-car-employees-toddler-152350677.html

 

I haven't been there in a few years but this is VERY Pensacola isn't it?



https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-flor...ield-puts-on-helmet-hits-child-ecso-reports/

 

that's some real Floriduh stuff .....seriously WTF

 

As having coached 10yr olds in Pop Warner football I can attest that the parents are the worst.

 

If anyone thought weird shit in Florida was a recent phenomena...

https://www.kqed.org/pop/106807/mee...o-slept-next-to-his-crushs-corpse-for-7-years

 

More proof that all the crazies move here and then do stupid shit. It’s always a Florida transplant giving us true Floridians a bad name. Keep your crazy crap in your own backyard

 

Christopher,your avatar is priceless!

 

My daughter loves motorcycles too.. I hope she wants to ride

 

Florida Man rips, tosses fake $100 bills during chase at N.J. outlets

https://www.nj.com/ocean/2022/11/ma...ills-during-chase-at-nj-outlets-cops-say.html