Fool pissed off their dog, paid the price. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...ks-florida-family-sweater-20170102-story.html
Well a bizarre Florida story. So driving home from work cooking about 1 am. Coming close to home and theres a 6 foot alligator in the road. I could tell he had been hit but was still alive and feisty. already had a couple of rum drinks, grab my chef coat and throw it over his eyes. Jump on him, walking/ carrying him back to the water in between my legs. Anyways see headlights coming, the alligator starts flipping out. So here I am at 1 in the morning with a alligator in between my legs shaking like crazy with a white chef coat on his face and a family in a mini van slowly driving by with the "is this real" look on their face It was priceless
Here's a winner. Do think she's crazy in the sack? http://whnt.com/2017/01/11/it-was-i...dose_1&utm_campaign=florida_wedding_nightmare
A man stopped his car on a bridge during a torrential downpour, got out of it, stripped naked, proclaimed that he was God, and then began wrestling with police officers that responded to the scene. Guess the state.... http://www.floridatoday.com/story/n...-man-wrestles-melbourne-police-rain/98301510/
I like to read headlines and guess which state the story is from, usually you can count on Florida with a title like this but this one fooled me. Georgia is in the running too. http://onlineathens.com/local-news/...ts-mother-pork-chop-head-butts-her-police-say In my defense, the original story title didn't mention Athens it just said something like "Man assaults mother with pork chop for not buying cigarettes". Sounded Florida as hell to me.