Bizarre Florida

Yeah, the whole neighborhood was free to give you a smack and then call your mother...

 

I will not endorse or condemn the practice, but we sure as hell weren't shooting each other with anything more lethal than a BB gun.

 

Prosecutors would be hard pressed to show that this 5-year-old had the ability distinguish right from wrong, the police representative said.

What a bunch of BS. I knew at 5 the difference between right and wrong. Back talking an adult was wrong. I can't even imagine what would have happened if I had hit, kicked or bitten an adult, but it wouldn't have been pretty.

 

Damn...we'd get our ass kicked by the neighbor who would hand us off to Dad who would offer them coffee or beer while he took the time to continue the ass beating. Growing up at gunpoint I tell ya !!

 

BUT , if it was caused by their disability...they get away with it. how it goes.

 

Not completely bizarre but definitely a shitty way to go.

" A Polk County contract employee died in a portable restroom when a a bulldozer ran over it at the North Central Landfill on Friday, officials said."

https://www.theledger.com/story/new...stroom-crushed-bulldozer-landfill/9411575002/

 

Damn.....RIP.

 

Whole lot of beating going on.

https://streetblawger.com/2022/05/06/florida-man-killed-for-masturbating-around-wrong-florida-man/

Robert Simmons aka Mexico was arrested after an 18- hour manhunt in Winter Haven. Simmons is accused of murdering one of his fellow men at a Florida homeless camp. Simmons claims to have murdered the man for “beating his meat” around women.

Simmons claimed to have given the man fair warning on 2 other occasions but the unidentified man didn’t take heed. Not long before the killing, Simmons beat the man up and stabbed him.

One night while Simmons was at the homeless camp he caught the unidentified man “beating his meat” once again. But this time Simmons had enough, So he dragged the man into this heavily wooded area and beat him unconscious, stabbing him with a knife until he saw no more life.

 

Solving homelessness two people at a time!

 

Ahhhhh, good old Polk County. Fl..... What a beacon of southern culture....

 

Quite the punishment for choking his chicken.

 

The Eloise jungle is where that happened, it's where the out of state homeless people live.

 

Wait a hold it! You’ve got a tourist community for the homeless down there?

 

Water front property too, little noisy with the train tracks but they love the area and close to a major intersection for panhandling. It's a melting pot of scum in there.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html

Head on...

 

Why does that make me think of "The World According to Garp?"

 

A head on collision almost results in a head off situation.

 

The legend of Nick and Doo Doo Bug.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...14-with-attempted-murder-and-more/ar-AAY4v03?

 

Great book, great author. Highly recommend a Prayer for Owen Meany if you haven't read it....

 

Is there a bear in the book?