I’m really begin to believe that you’re deriving a certain amount of pleasure from your illegal animal love. Drunks and animals can’t give consent
And the chicks they bang, man, don't forget the chicks. You know that if SpeedyE hasn't done on that, it can only mean that he hasn't met one yet, right? Don't issue challenges you can't win. He will take your money.
What's with the foaming mouth on that bear? I'd be pulling triggers before I was pursing lips...or did your "friend" get that bear all hot and bothered?
This is about as wild as I go... About 1 month or so after this pic, once the velvet starts to come off the antlers, even this guy would f**k you up! Pic is circa 1984
I immediately thought of this motherfucker as someone not to be fucked with. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3306263
My dad found a book that had stories from our families history. One of them went kinda like this. Back in the early 1800s One of my ancestors was sitting in a bar. He was known to be a drunk, so the bar owner decided to play a trick on him. He and a buddy lead my ancestor to a back room where they had a taxidermied cougar. They flung the door open and acted like it was real. Right then this drunk Eslick (we have had a few of those in my clan) yelled “ step back I got this somebitch, pulled a knife out of his boot and jumped on it and started stabbing it.
Maybe. Depends on how close it is to the second Saturday of the month. The wife makes me take bath whether I want to or not.
SpeedyE is no dummy, he knows that grizzly bears leave wolverines alone. They don't even like each other.
When I lived in Utah, I went on a date with this one hot ass Spanish girl. We went hiking (her idea), and while passing through a ravine, she was attacked by a cougar, and I had to kick the thing off of her. So, she’s dead.
I first saw this on Facebook. Some dude was downplaying it because it was "only" an 80 lb cat. Must take some serious shit to win feats of strength come Festivus.
My wife won’t kiss me before I brush my teeth. I can’t even imagine what that bears breath smells like. She probably went home to kiss her husband and smelled like she been eating ass or something.