This is why Internet dating sucks

It was a joke.

Mateo, 32, clearly has Jimmy Walker level Photoshop skills, but I'm not worried that we're "competing" for the same crowd.

 

Ok. Where's the "swoosh" smilie lol

 

It's been awhile since I've had to look, but are there not women out in public anymore?

 

Sure - lots. Do I want to meet one in a bar? meh... I travel for work some, so I'm not necessarily in my city. I don't go to church, and I don't work in an office. I just knocked out the top 3 places people in their 30s meet their significant others.

 

It pays to advertise...

 

I've never understood not wanting to meet women in a bar. Plenty of nutty women go to church and/or work in an office environment too. I think I'd be more skeptical of dating sites than bars. I guess my thought is I'd be railing "something" while looking for what I wanted. Just because you stick your wiener in someone doesn't mean you're committed and must share an address.

 

Some people are not looking just for sex.

 

There is absolutely nothing wrong with going to a place and drinking enough to become someone you are not, and hooking up with a like minded soul that has consumed enough to become someone they are not in order to start an honest relationship.

 

See, now you're getting into a different subject. Meeting women in a bar is fine for that... I never said I don't get out.

 

When you put it that way, it sounds beautiful.

 

What?

 

Hey, I prefaced with "I've never understood..."

 

Hey, I want a new F350, but I ain't walking until I can get one. I'm driving something!

 

Fair enough. Just give me your password, I'll find you a nice girl.

 

whew, at first glance i thought that was a current pic of me.

 

Effed or effed up, that's the way we rolled.

 

The interwebz are also a great place to find someone to "stick your wiener in"

And avoiding "nutty" is easier when you can read a profile instead of waiting to hear what insanity comes out of their mouth. Also hard to tell if the hottie at the bar has 14 cats. Their Match profile will be slathered with pics of said cats...

 

Just know that you've already influenced my dating life. I usually ask to see a girl's feet fairly early in the process.

 

I have no idea how any of those dating sites work, but Tinder is one of the greatest inventions in history. Just sayin'