Skip Salenius, moron extraordinaire!

I'll post up her report card. I think it's stupid too but I'll still go there and eat.

 

Putter feel free to use this: "Oh her mom? She's not with us anymore <insert a choice from below here>, I'm raising her on my own."

1) Mom died is a snowmobile accident.
2) Mom took off with the UPS driver (works best if Carpenter is your UPS driver).
3) Mom is off fighting in Iraq, Afghanistan or East Orange NJ.
4) Mom is in prison for 4 life terms and you're divorced.

Dude, you could look like quasimoto and with that line, you'll be fighting off the moms with a tazer.

 

The best was when she was a baby and I would bring her out.

"It's tough being a single dad but I do what I can because I love her so much."

I hope Kerri never finds this place.

 

Dude, I bet the panties just lauched off with that line.

 

What's her e-mail address? Is she on the face tubes?

 

Check your private messages.

 

Tell her to check hers.

 

Quit being such a Mongo. If I go to her fb page I can just imagine who her newest friend is.

 

Your fucking with the wrong nigga…
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Papa Thiam
The Uccio Hunter


U mad 'cause I posted the "Brown Sugar" video on your facebook page?

 

I don't do friend requests

Damn, did I write "your"? That's embarrassing.

 

It's ok. We understand that you're a negro.

 

Damn, I forgot to mention in my message to her that it was me that night "your" daughter was conceived.

 

She probably got it but thought it was Chad. One of you guys is going to get a nice college bill.

 

Clearish = Chad>TheNegro

 

See, that's thing. Somehow I don't think Papa was involved.

 

Well, that, and she is nice.

 

Entangled?

 

Racists.