Skip Salenius, moron extraordinaire!

Hey, if I'm wishing for stuff, I might as well shoot the moon.

I'd settle for a hug.

 

You got it sweethang!

 

Talking about Davie, you gotta the stones on him. It takes confidence bordering on delusion for a guy in his position to call anyone else a douchebag.

 

to his own fault Skip may be Skip, but this 8 pages of hate? you bitches need Jesus.


and Dave would need 36" lifts to be anywhere close to 6'4".

 

Are you going to sit there with a straight face and argue that he's not loving the attention? In his mind, this probably shows that he's a superstar known for speaking the truth and everybody's jealous of him.

Actually, he did mention I was jealous of him.

 

well, he could beat you in a foot race.



and my goofy ass ain't ever straight faced (unless i'm paying child support or income taxes).

 

When I get my wings I'm gonna fly up and kick you in the forehead, Buttpipe.

 

It did get funny the last time you guys argued on here. That started another exchange of unsolicited private messages (I swear, the guy must be bipolar. Hates me, but feels the need to explain himself to me) that cracked me up.

 

Only 3 pages of hate if you have your settings set to 50 posts per page.

 

Yeah...it's senseless to have a battle of wits when your opponent is unarmed and simply full of shit. Thus I didn't entertain the back and forth banter very long.

Besides, him trying to get with my girl was comical considering she thinks he's disgusting and simply ignored his texts of feeble attempts to woo her...so saying she came after him was hilarious! This of course happening while he had a gf at home with a new baby. That's class right there!

Funny thing is...I simply showed up that day at Huey's shop to receive the ass whooping he promised me the night before? Somehow him threatening me turned into me coming after him? Who knew!!! I try not to start shit but I sure can finish it...

 

Had he met you before you showed up at the shop? Because I can tell you that he is very well aware now of what would happen if the two of you got into a fight. I was a bit surprised by how candid he was about being afraid of you.

But yeah, he claimed your woman was trying to hook up.

 

Yes.

 

Come on, man. Elaborate. She did not respond to me.

 

I can't talk, I'm at a pre-school graduation party.

She asked me who this Papa Abacadabra guy is and it went downhill from there.

 

I'm not asking you to talk, you just need to type!

Did I get you in trouble? Oh God, that would make my day. Did I? Did I? Did I?

 

I like to think of Dave K like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

 

Great name for a gay pornstar. Tag line could be "This magician can make any magic wand disappear."

 

He was a supposed "friend" before that!!! So yeah, he had met me... We went to 2 AMA races to root for him! Thus why I felt a bit of betrayal when she finally showed me the texts as she knew how I'd respond... But actually, I didn't go after him... and my girl hadn't done anything wrong... but I felt bad for his girl having a new baby and such so I informed her of the situation. It was then that he called me with the threats after I guess she tore into him....told me I "better watch my back at the track" and that he hoped that I "died in a fiery crash" and various other threats while blaming me for trying to break up his family. My response was why wait for the track? I'll be there tomorrow at lunch... and so I showed up. I'm simple and to the point like that.

 

I was going for the giant pigeonman poopin' on cars, statues and people but who am I to say no to screwing up Freebird?