Men, Fathers!! Please help me!!

check under the bed for dolls that have pins in them and mason jars of ox blood...

dude--- wtf--- i started growing a beard 5 days ago... FUCK...

 

just my .02 of course, i am i nthe opposite situation. i want another and she says no way. if it were me i would have another. yes they can be a pain in the ass sometimes. I always think what the hell i would do all day ( when not at the track) if i didn't have kids.

just give the wife what she wants. enjoy the constant sex and use it to your advantage. you are in perfect position to make some crazy demands.

i got a lump in my drawers just thinkin' about it. if you need some help with those demands i will be happy to expand. LOL

 

Check the fricken date of this thread!!!!

 

Do u have a larger font size, im having trouble reading type this small...

 

Every time someone ( <-- Papa) bumps this thread, the flood gates open up and all the noobs and people that somehow missed this the first 4 times around post very much out of date comments... I'm pretty sure some time a few years ago I posted that we already had the other kid... hell he's almost 2 years old now!


Hello?!?! I'm the house bitch, remember?

 

You have to give Tony a break, he's a little slow. In fact, he still has a mullet and drives a "General Lee" replica.

 

Ahhh, yes. I see it now.. Location = Pennsylvania

 

That part would be Pennsyltucky.

 

sorry man.. complete mind melt!

 

oh doug! where do i start. a little slow huh! and your he guy i lapped twice almost 3 times in a friggin' solo. i thought my vision was blurred.

second, you make fun of my mullet cause' you can't grow hair!

last, how bout' dem duke boys.

LOL..nice to see your still around doug, you talk to rick lately?

once again, sorry about the late post on a dead thread!

 

Yea, I see that! Too bad this situation has dragged on this long for you.
Hope things work out, Mr. Cannoli.

 

oh, and Canolli, PIN request has been pending for a friggin hour now!

 

oh come on! You've already seen this thread! Quit laughing!

 

This is hilarious!!

 

If I were to guess, it would be because you, of all people, started a thread on a male dominated racing forum about you beating off in the shower.

 

yeeeeah... ya got a point

 

Just remember....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/skyzyx/249270409/

 

Edmond,

Wow, I don't have time to read through all 8 pages of this thread, but I sure want to to wish you luck--sounds like you've got a real problem on your hands.

 

Get it? On your hands???