Why and how does this guy pull so much hot trim? The guy sucks on so many levels. Katy Perry now? Why? I don't understand. I don't really care about hollweird celeb bs, i just need to know how this guy does it.
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I asked one of the secretaries here at work to explain it too. she says its because he's so talented. that made me almost want to throw up but I replied but how about Fred Durst then. same question. She was stumped then said well he's hot. WTH?
Print a picture of phil anselmo and ask her about him. If she says "no way" mention that he has a dick like a empire state building climbing gorillia and report her response. Well, if you aren't down in HR addressing charges that is.
3 things: #1 - The dude has money, but more importantly FAME. Banging him would make other chicks jealous! #2 - When your secretary said "He is talented," she meant to say "He is famous!" When in response to Fred Durst, she said "He is hot," she was really saying "He is famous." #3 - Write some ridiculously awesome songs THAT CHICKS LIKE, and bang away!
You are probably a much better guitar player and songwriter. Chicks would dig you way more if you'd only play for them, right?
Actually, he is really talented and can rip some mean blues. Check out his three piece blues sets on "Where the Light Is". The problem is that he plays the shit that sells and makes him millions... which is what I would do.
nope. never touched a guitar in my life or have any desire to. if it got me the level of chicks that it gets him i'll quit my job and get some estiban dvds right now. it cant be money because these chicks are loaded as well. my theory is that he has some sort of secret hipnosis song that he only plays for these amazing women. and i want the cd. the guy should get some sort of award
Ok...I understand the Katy Perry remarks now.... Poor guy...he has to put up with little retard to get laid.
Why Katy Perry? He ran out of fine Hollywood actresses to nail. He's just now getting to checking little pop tarts off his list. Avril Levine is next.
