How much does a divorce cost?

You most know my buddy Hammer... that little shit would do something like that to me LOL

 

Frenchi is hot. Hell, she races motorcycles and drinks beer with the guys. She is a pain in the ass at registration though!

 

But does she shave her pits?

 

I never said I was perfect

 

Damn... this shit is getting old hahaha LMAO dude.... that was like 500 years ago...

BTW... remember Madonna, on playboy like in the 80s... she's Italian, not French

 

Madonna's a skank ho, shaved or not.

 

BTW... At least I stick with the race schedule

 

You logic is flawed. The first person that sees a wood chipper in your boat will be the first person the police find when she goes missing.

Buy and chainsaw and a wood chipper. Buy a new piece of property with lots of trees on it. Kill her. Freezer her for a few days. Take and trip to the property on the weekend to clear brush, take down a few trees and have a bonfire.

Make sure it's a good bonfire.....burns hot for the whole weekend.

Clear brush and cut trees for a few weekends in a row......perhaps dig a large pit with a bobcat to push the coals into on Sunday and cover to make sure they go out.

Help prevent forest fires!

 

Waaaaaaaay to much thought put into this

 

Move to florida. Feed the gators. Enjoy the weather.

 

Eagle scouts!

You must always be prepared.

 

*note to self, don't steal Venom's beer*

 

You can have any beer that may be around me. Touch a Mt. Dew and we may have aproblem.

 

No worries then, that is if it isn't used as a mixer.

 

Just as mental note the freezing part is important. Can't put something soft and squishy in a wood chipper.

 

You know this how? :wow:

 

An understanding of physyics. If it was a wood slicer the bones would be an issue.

Pull 2 steaks out of the freezer. Thaw one but not the other. Now hit both of them with a hammer. You'll understand.

 

And then there is that little case from Vermont(IIRC) that was solved by Dr. Baden.

 

That's why an NSF band saw is the best tool for the job. Just watch your butcher at work, he doesn't freeze anything.

 

You got it right. I use voice-recognition software and don't always proofread what comes out.