How much does a divorce cost?

If it floats, flies of f%(ks, it's cheaper to rent it.

 

Mr. President, now might not be the time to be airing my checkered past. the conservative base may not approve of the...or the...for sure not the...

 

Any loss in the conservative base will be offset by bolstering our support in creative deviance community. Besides, if those bishes haven't made up their minds yet, they don't have a mind to make up.

 

I am calling Bull Shit. This is one of those guy myths that y'all just spread around to make women feel more insecure about themselves. Women are always told that men will never refuse sex, so when one does, women freak out wondering what is wrong with them. It is about control and if more guys figured this out, then they wouldn't have to worry about their wives having an off switch.

 

Off switch? I'm still looking for the on switch.

 

Am I the only one that copy and pasted their conversation in a translator

 

Nope

 

wife, girlfriend, and local BDSM club...hilarity ensues. at least for me, absolute power does indeed corrupt absolutely.

 

I didn't because I knew one of you guys would.

Let's hear it.

 

I'm slipping in how much I give a shit...well that or I just know Papa would dish any good stuff.

 

It's alot more basic than you think:
A woman produces an egg a month (some more but we're still talking single digits). A man produces about 400,000 swimmers per day. Women were built to nuture life until that little person can sustain themselves. Men were built to create life with alot of margin for error.

We're one trick ponies in the creation game. A guy that turns down sex is playing head games that are contrary to his purpose. As long as there is some basic attraction ofcourse.

 

Some interesting shit right there

 

I am pretty sure it had something to do with "2x......in da butt", but I am not sure.

 

You don't want me to reply to that. Not in public.

You must have gotten something pretty strange. There were some typos in what she posted.

 

Reply, reply.


And yes the translation was a little odd.

 

Anyone else find it interesting that the main focus of today's discussions has been divorcing women and racing motorcycles on a big ass chunk of ice. Maybe I'm the only one that sees the connection between mean women and ice.

 

My reply would hurt her feelings. No good reason to do that if I already know the outcome.

As far as the translation is concerned,

Me: a guy never refuses to fuck...

Her: a real woman never refuses to fuck... as long as it's her what she likes, she will always be there for him.

Am I the only one who notices how completely different those two statements are?

 

I just need an address.

 

Pleasing the electorate is reason enough.