What's your biggest fear?

She's crazy good in bed too...

 

Divorce
Being a bad father
Erectile dysfunction

That is about it.

 

Hahahahaha! You dream about being me.

 

He's the male version of women who say "he slapped me around but it was my fault, he didn't mean it, I deserved it."

 

Damn

 

Awe come on man, she's 120 lbs wringing wet. I think I can handle her....

 

I'm scared to death of drowning for some reason. can't be forced under water or I instinctively just freak out. If someone forces me under water, they will probably get a broken nose via my elbow. not something I mean to do but, again, instinctively freak out. I will gladly swim under water as long as it is my choice. Not afraid of heights but will not just off anything more than 7 or 8 feet above water because it forces me too far under when I hit the water.

 

I don't get the hospital thing. I actually really like hospitals, probably because a) if something happens to me, I'm already there and b) they're the cleanest places on earth and I love nothing more than everything in order and clean.

 

cleanest???

 

You must have never spent time behind the scenes in a hospital, or popped some ceiling tiles in them.

 

Being buried alive in a small box that you cant move in. I've been buried up up to my neck at a beach, dont ever do that, 'cuz anyone who says they wont fuck with you when you cant do anything about it is the first one thats going to put a bag over your head. I pulled a few muscles trying to move and freaked the fuck out, they gave me a make over after i calmed down a little and then left me to watch the sand crabs scurry around my head. That was a bad idea all around.

 

False.

It depends on your interpretation of "clean".

"Clean" as in shit being in order, no trash laying around yes. "Clean" as in germ/virus/bacteria free, no.

 

Can you sleep with your eyes open?
The name Bobbitt ring a bell?

 

Ticks and Lyme disease! Actually any debiliating disease or illness. And... Chuck Norris.

 

Farting naked. Especially in mixed company.

 

Not only no, but hell no!

 

One whack to left bar on those rocks.

 

30 seconds in and my nuts were tingling so bad I had to stop watching.

Remember that video of a guy walking some sort of walkway or stairs on the side of a cliff? Part of the walk was busted? Seems like it was in South America. It was posted here before

 

Gettin old and not being able to function properly or dying slow of a terminal disease. Or being a para/quadraplegic

I fully intend to kill myself if that ever happens