What would you do if you won the lotto?

Sleep. For a week.

Then get moving on living

 

So which one of you won?

 

have my boys from the hood roll around with me and break the legs of everyone who showed random people outright disrespect or spite. Like people who are overtly and irately rude to waiters and bank tellers. I’d have a lawyer on retainer and just pay them 10-20k per asshole. All I’d have to do is wink when I see someone who needed an ass whooping and told why it happened. If I won that much money I’d go on a mission to re civilize America by force.

 

Sadly, you would be waaaaay underfunded.

 

not if I invested it all in bitcoin

 

I'm in California..and believe it or not Cali DOES NOT tax the Lotto!

That saves many many millions

1.3 Billion dollars.
jackpot
The I.R.S. takes 24%

Approx 300 million

Could be another 100 million @next year's tax time as well, unless you hire Marty...lol

So let's count on let's say
$ 500,000,000 after all the dust settles in California.

I would waste no time! NO time whatsoever!!!

I would go out and buy a nice Mexican/ Spanish revival each style Hacienda home...w a BIG garage

Likely Santa Barbara to the Central Coast/Cambria area.. possibly New Mexico? But central Calif coast Cali is just TOO nice..
Set Up Home Base !!

I'd buy a pretty nice Motorhome..start traveling here..plus plan trips of the world if places I've only been able to dream of.

Help my Mom, friends and family. Just take away the burden of them having to work your life away.

Then I'd buy that Chevy Vega, I always wanted with a V-8 and burn vast amounts of rubber and fuel to the home of each girl whom ever rejected me when I was young....

Then take out their 30 yr old daughters on dates & Fuck each & every one of them completely batshit fucking silly!

As most daughters are at odds with their mothers, the daughters will just go back and rub it in...lol

..Just sayin

 

Quite the plan.

 

Except top marginal IRS rate is 37%. Just saying.

 

So, who's from Illinois that woke up with an extra 1.3 BILLION this morning???

Beac?

 

$1.2 billion? I’d do epic shit. Pranksterism to the 9th degree.

 

OK.... To hell with Shakira! I can try...

 

I would stop standing on the corner trying to get money to race. Only earning $5 a pop sadly isn't enough.

 

Sorry @auminerIt wasn't to be.

I bought my ticket at a Shell station, so it wasn't me. I failed at lotto. I matched zero numbers.

 

How prophetic.

 

I won $8.00

 

Math. It’s tricky.

 

No, thats how casino math works!

 

Someone else won? Mfer!! I was gonna buy a tropical island and open up a politician blackmail business.