"Introducing new Parrot Bay 90 proof...for when you need to get drunk enough to suck that guy's dick, and don't have a lot of time"
Well I'll be a vaper's uncle. Should I ever see that in an establishment that visit I will have to taste it . . . discreetly!
Damn, dude. Posting about vaping while drunk on coconut flavored rum? Even the ghost of Freddie Mercury's mustache thinks that's ghey.
I know have to taste this 90 proof coconut flavored rum. Can anyone recommend a good vape to complement spirit?
Let me guess, in a bathhouse sipping on some 90 proof coconut rum, neat from a rock glass with a shaving of coconut as a garnish? Was I close?
Close...In his car outside a vape shop. Trying to swill enough coconut rum to diminish the embarrassment of entering the establishment.