No diets for me. I'm trying to put ON weight. Ive gained back 30 of the 40 lbs I lost last year when I got sick.
They're actually not bad, ate a coupld almost every day for lunch when running an ice route for a summer. That and a gatorade made a pretty filling, cheap lunch. Now you are making me wonder how baked beans would be on a hot dog vs chilli. Like a beanie weanie dog.
Pussy. A real man would just rip the bottom of the can off with his bare hands, or his teeth. At the very least you could stab it open with the fork from your head.
Did you work at a B and W plant? I would think they'd add them to the cans separately. There's not enough room/action inside that can for all the weinies to work their way to the top. Besides, with the beans and the weinies being different masses, there's no way to mix them in a big vat and keep a consistent ratio of B's to W's going in to those little cans.
How can you not know Rube Goldberg? You're not that much younger than I am. What about Ed Roth's ratfinks, remember them?