Van Camps Beenie Weenies

Sometimes I just can't.

 

sorry about the shitstains...I was in a hurry and i just could not wipe properly.

 

Hotdogs are made from the meat from the sores on a cows ass

 

So what? Are you saying that's a bad thing?

 

Probably a good thing for hotdog eaters, especially if the sores are oozing puss that seasons the flavor!

 

Made frito pie to have with my beer & football today. Thought of this thread.

 

Brought some BWs to work for lunch. I decided to eat them now on break because I was starving. It just dawned on me that they put all the beans in first, and then all the weenies on top. I prefer to eat the beans first, then the weenies (no homo) last. It's very difficult to get all the beans out first without accidentally knocking the weenies out of the can.

Kinda pisses me off.

 

i stopped reading at weenies

 

Quiet. Ain't you got a pill to take?

 

that's a tough one to swallow.

do the beans make good farts?

 

Can you open the can from the bottom? Problem solved.

 

No see, the pull tab thingy is on the top. Plus, I don't have a can opener at work.

 

Scott ate three can of Van Camp's pork and beans on the way to Roebling a couple of years ago. I had to sell the truck.

 

Get an empty can. Pull off the pull tab. Put the open end of the open can over the BWs. Turn it upside down. Beans are now on top.

 

I didn't have an empty can with me at work.

 

No see, I like them separate. I save the best stuff for last. I eat all my meals that way. Worst stuff first, best stiff last.

 

You do now. Problem solved.

 

Yeah but, wouldn't the leftover juice get nasty till next time?