Things you would buy if you won the lottery

And a Pamela Anderson robotic life size real feel kung foo grip alarm clock.

 

With a billion? I'm buying all of it.

 

If you take the lump sum option, you’re looking at just over $300M after taxes. I think I can figure out how to get by with that.

 

Gulfstream G650ER or a Global 7500 or lineage1000.
Purchase more farm ground.
Become a moto GP gypsy.
Travel.

 

You know what I'd buy? Two giant goons and a midget dressed as a football to come to each and every one of your houses, beat you up and then give you a ghost pepper enema while A britney spears female impersonator videos it all with one hand while he smacks an obese guy, dressed as a baby on the ass with a rubber chicken.

 

In.

 

Wtf goes on in your head that has you come up with this shit

 

Admit it, deep down you now want me to win.

Dude, you want me to post up the really f@cked up shit when THAT comes into my head?

 

You mean it gets better(worse)?

 

Be kind of fun to buy a combine and sneak it on the track at a trackday event and see if the fast guys are REALLY all that fast.

 

They do a demolition derby with combines in the town my parents live in every year. Get them all bedazzled and everything. Much Coors is had that night. Pretty sure you would still have about $999,999,999.00 left over.

 

I'd buy Broom an MV and tell him he could have the rest of the money if he could correctly identify the year. LOL

 

Is Miller still up for sale?

 

I'd buy Young a damn cutie dog sitter. A horny one.

 

Jack or the beer?

 

No open track with mormon hookers for you now!

 

The first million would pay off everything that my mother and sisters owe with enough left to distribute evenly between them for them to have some fun. The next 20 would be taken and each one would get set up for not having to work anymore after they turn 55 because they'll never do it themselves. The rest goes into investments to make sure no one has to worry about anything. Beyond that I have no idea what to do with the rest.

 

How about some VFR and RVF 400s, RC-30s, and sprinkle in some monster RC-51s for playtime at your personal track....?

 

The more I think about it, the more I wonder if buying "things" wouldn't very quickly end up making you miserable as hell.

Load up the wife & the dog into a decent RV towing a reasonable car. I could spend quite awhile just seeing all the things around the US I want to see. If the bitch misbehaves, leave her at the next exit.