The unofficial official "SMMFH" thread

Pregnant, HPV and Ostrich farms. Oh I'm married.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...nder-boyfriend-catching-std-article-1.3706316

 

How cute, she think her snatch is worth $15 mil

 

He made me not make him use a condom. Now pay me.

 

Yet another victim of the patriarchy.

 

Shoot a Desert Eagle at your baby daddy. What could go wrong?

Sentencing should have included sterilization.

 

Success at last........

"Perez, who has since given birth to the couple's second child, has a YouTube channel with many videos the couple made involving various stunts and pranks.
The channel remains live nearly six months since the shooting and it has drawn millions of views since Ruiz's death."

 

like WTF am I reading..all I got was snowflake this and that

No glee in Manhattan doctor's holiday shopping spree

 

Weird thing (other than it) is that this is kind of the equality the radical women’s movement asks for.

 

But she's different. It's fine to have restrictions on the little people, but she is special and should be allowed to break rules. Because, you know, snowflake.

 

Worked for Hillary. :/

 

More of this bullshit....guess what, boys aren't supposed to be bearing dresses. If my little nephew was walking around in a dress you bet your ass he'd be getting chastised by his cis-gendered scumbag uncle.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sp.../Lewis-Hamilton-criticised-putting-child.html

 

Here's a novel thought...think what you want, but don't share it with the world...present company excepted.

 

I can't tell you what pornography is, but I know it when I see it

 

Admit it... you fapped to Odalisque by Francois Boucher...

 

Who hasn't?

 

Rural Oregon Adults throw temper tantrums over having to pump their own gas.

If you have the facetoobs, follow that link. It’s glorious.