The unofficial official "SMMFH" thread

Have to be honest. I was a little disappointed that there wasn’t any swallowing. Hopefully someone will up the ante on this challenge.

 

Real men snort 20 Mule Team Borax.

 

Is cyanide too difficult to get a hold of? I want off this planet......

 

We truly are becoming dumber as a species.....

 

I think we should get a new fad started, dishwasher detergent pods, laundry detergent is for amateurs.

 

I'd rather continue with the fad of dumping social media.

 

I'm still on my crop-dusting-at-Market Basket fad.
I'm always behind the curve.

 

When crop dusting, it's always better to stay ahead of the curve.

 

I'm in medical buildings on a regular basis so I've been polishing up my elevator skills.
I try to save up for when I'm getting off the elevator and nobody is waiting.
I adjust the atmosphere of the car and send it down to an unsuspecting victim.

 

Mentally ill? Sure, you can get married...

 

In this day and age....isn't it a prerequisite?

 

F*ck...so much for resting in peace. Now some crazy person can screw with me after I die.

Did the spirit consent? I hope the ghost reports this as sexual assault down the line.

 

#me too. Said the ghost.

 

So, even when the spirit isn't willing?

 

Consider the source, but if true, wow!

http://mobile.wnd.com/2018/01/major-state-to-register-illegal-aliens-to-vote-automatically/

 

CA has been known for doubling down on stupid.

 

Pretty funny spoof that sadly points out how stoopid liberals can be.


http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/...ssociation-removes-ball-from-soccer-1.4157680

 

Ball-less soccer coach
I wonder if that doofus realizes that title is more about him than the "game".